I know you may have heard different versions of this, but this is the one I wrote in 1972!
A commercial airplane left from England to the United States, halfway across the pond the plane lost two engines. The pilot made this announcement: Ladies and gentlemen we have lost two engines and the only way we can make it to America is to get rid of as much excess weight as we can so I’m taking the plane down to a safe altitude so we can open the doors and get rid of all unnecessary baggage, Well, all the passengers threw all their baggage out the door.
The Pilot then said: Thank you but I still don’t think it is enough, so I’m going to have to ask for volunteers to jump off the plane.
A British man jumped out of his seat and headed for the door, as he jumped he yelled: “God save the Queen.”
A Frenchman jumped out of his seat and headed for the door and as he jumped he yelled: “Viva La France”
A big man from Texas, not to be outdone by a Brit and a Frenchman headed down the aisle towards the door, as he reached the door he reached down and grabbed two Mexicans and as he threw them out the door he yelled: “Remember the Alamo”
Come on that’s funny, and just a joke!
2006-09-09 15:49:54 · 10 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i'm from texas thats really funny
2006-09-09 16:00:37 · answer #1 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i got to tell u i love this joke give u a 100
2006-09-09 16:36:23 · answer #2 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yea baby thats funny. i love mexicans but thats a good one
2006-09-09 15:58:43 · answer #3 · answered by The Lonely Fatman 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I had heard it ..... probably in the 70's when you put it in your notes. I liked it then and I like it now................
You wouldn't happen to be from Texas .... would you?
2006-09-09 17:10:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
it was okay. i'm mexican maybe thats why i did not find it as funny. but its still good!
2006-09-09 15:59:46 · answer #5 · answered by la_gurl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was funny ive never heard it though
2006-09-09 15:52:42 · answer #6 · answered by DarkLotus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was not funny to be true i just wasted my time and breath reading that dumb joke
2006-09-09 16:02:08 · answer #7 · answered by lASHAUN 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hee hee love it!
2006-09-09 15:58:24 · answer #8 · answered by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funny. lol thanks for the smile :]
2006-09-09 17:06:17 · answer #9 · answered by milkshake74 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-09-10 10:06:38 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋