Ten Best Things to Say if You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk?

Question

Willys cynical thought for the fugging day,

Don't be so humble - you are not that freaking great!

TEN BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminating toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

1. " ... Amen."

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Answer 1

.....aww those were some good ones

all YOU need to do now is get a office job,

YOU cant use those if YOU are working at McDonalds, who falls alseep cookin fries

Answer 2

Anymore, people don't fall asleep at their desk, they do get caught playing around on the internet.
A lot of people here on yahoo/answers are suposed to be working. If they are not wasting time here, they are goofing off doing other things on the internet. Reading sports, shopping on e-bay, writing to their friends and looking for sex. Especially the last one, apparentley, the internet is the world's biggest sex toy. You can laugh but it is true. Conduct a survey, what do people do most on the internet?
Work, goof off, try to get la*d, I am just guessing, I don't have a computer at work, and you don't fall asleep at the job when you are just a cook, you might Burn your face off.
I do notice all the office workers with internet seem to know all the latest news, sports scores, and of course, the jokes. As for the sex stuff, it is usually the people with private offices that go in for that. I prefer the old fashioned way of meeting people, go to a bar.
I am getting older though, nowadays, I just go to an AA meeting, talk about a great place to meet people. It is free, they always have coffee, and you know what you have in common with everybody when you walk in the door. I am not big on the God stuff, other than that, it is a great place to waste some time and have fun.
This doesn't really answer the question you posted, I just woke up and was in the mood to write something.
I think that is fair, you get to post a question that isn't really a question, and I get to answer with something that isn't really an answer. I did talk about how people waste time at work so I hope any yahoo police will take that into consideration. Thanks for the question. I like to start of the day with a cup a joe and a thought for the day, yours are better than AA.
Thanxs

Answer 3

no the best thing to say is, yo man, im seeing colors, dude you gotta try some of this.

Answer 4

I wrote the notes for that report behind my eyelids...

Answer 5

You woke me up to ask me that.

Answer 6

LOL. I like'em. LOL.

Hope you have a great new week!

Answer 7

cool

Answer 8

i'm using them

Answer 9

i swear i'm using some of those..... lol

Answer 10

i like them alot give u a10
what the hell im using them thanks