Someone died because they cut in front of a truck on the freeway, and never used their turn signal to alert the truck driver they were changing lanes. The truck was traveling faster than they thought. Rear ended, killed. A turn signal could have saved their life.
2006-09-09 18:29:09
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answered by Life after 45 6
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Years ago two guys I knew decided to break in to the bar the hug out at. They had this great idea to go through the vents from the out side in. When they got there they noticed that the vent grate was off.Shortly there after they heard voices cussing the fact that they were stuck. My friends were so pissed that someone beat them to the punch they called the cops and ended up being the "Hero's" instead of the thief.
2006-09-09 21:46:49
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answered by autumnbrookblue 4
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Some people I knew got stoned, and they got the munchies. They had a craving for pineapple, but realized they were not sober and shouldn't drive.
So, they called a local pizza delivery place and asked if they had pineapple pizza. Yup! So they ordered it, but requested that they "hold the pizza". So, the delivery guy showed up with a pizza box scattered with pineapple.
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The stupidest thing I ever did?
A friend was test-driving my car, and seeing how well it could accelerate. So, he was speeding up at every red light but not exceeding the speed limit. Just after I said, "Luckily, acceleration isn't against the law." we saw the blue and red lights behind us.
So,the police officer came to the driver side window, and berated my friend. The officer asked, "do you know how fast you were going?"
I chimed in, "yup, exactly 35 mph".
The officer responded, "no, we were doing 40 mph and you were pulling away from us."
Me: "that's impossible officer, your acceleration isn't that good".
So, they looked at my license instead of my friend who was driving. Pretty stupid of me! But, since i wasn't driving, and they really had no proof that we were speeding (we weren't), no ticket was issued.
2006-09-10 13:38:05
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answered by ★ Estelle ★ 6
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It was taking too long to defrost my freezer, so I started to pry the ice out with a chef's knife. Naturally, I poked a hole and all the freon escaped. DUH!
I also got a dry ramen noodle shoved all the way under my nail doing dishes, where it festered & became painfully infected. They had to remove the whole nail to relieve the pressure at the ER. They thought it was funny, but I didn't.......at least not for a couple years afterward!
2006-09-09 23:06:22
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answered by Anonymous
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No details... a woman had an affair on her husband. He found out and the marriage could not be saved. Four children now have divorced parents because a vow was broken. Betrayal is stupid.
2006-09-09 22:01:30
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answered by Mike S 7
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I bought to tickets to Rigolleto , when I ment to secure tickts for Troviatta, how emembarcing. OH oh then I forget to bring a bottle of sherry to the after party and my fencing instructor was there.
2006-09-10 12:11:28
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answered by Anonymous
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Slashing her arms umpteen times while having an argument with her boyfren... That is really stupid!! There are so many more men out there... & also the scarring remains!! Dumbest thing ever!
2006-09-10 07:23:08
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answered by Belle 5
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Me i volunteered for the airborne and spent my youth in uniform when i could have been a civilian griping about how bad this country is and how evil the military is yeah i sure wish i hadn't spent all the time in uniform
2006-09-10 01:12:36
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answered by soldierof the 82ndAirborne 3
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My 42 year old friend just discovered she is going to be a mom again.
2006-09-09 21:48:20
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answered by MaryBeth 7
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LOL this is on a board
former friend pulled a train once and I was horrified Men one after the other...
2006-09-09 21:44:32
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answered by Anonymous
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