A little Christian humor for a change
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly, God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They mouse.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports.
They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers.
Satan started searching frantically, screaming:
"It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"
God just shrugged and said,
"JESUS SAVES."
2006-09-09 14:17:26 · 22 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Mind if I use this in our church newsletter?
ROFLMBO
2006-09-09 14:28:38 · answer #1 · answered by azar_and_bath 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke ! BTW, me too I use to save a lot when I work on computer, just a good habit, I think ! LOL
2006-09-09 21:23:19 · answer #2 · answered by mirela t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard this one before, but it is worth hearing again. Thanks for the laugh. And Jesus really does save!!! Have a great day!
2006-09-09 21:25:12 · answer #3 · answered by GraycieLee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was he using MS Word only?
2006-09-09 21:22:37 · answer #4 · answered by Fourty N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda funny, but it's been around for a long time :)
2006-09-09 21:22:19 · answer #5 · answered by Who am I? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh,heh,heh...hey, God has a sense of humor, ya know!
2006-09-09 21:20:55 · answer #6 · answered by stronzo5785 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that joke is so old. ive heard it at least 60 times.
2006-09-09 21:22:27 · answer #7 · answered by god_of_the_accursed 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like that> It is really good and true.
2006-09-09 21:20:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute very cute!
2006-09-09 21:21:54 · answer #9 · answered by zoril 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I so saw that coming.
2006-09-09 21:23:04 · answer #10 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋