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2006-09-09 13:21:42 · 19 answers · asked by ♫♪♫TAY-LUR♫♪♫ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I can't go on 360 I'm under 18
2006-09-09 13:26:16 · update #1
George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One. The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."
The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."
Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 56 million people really happy."
2006-09-09 13:34:04 · answer #1 · answered by westgaliberty 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from Colonel Sanders!
So, a kid was doing his homework when his mom walked in. She heard him say, 2 plus 6, that son of a b**ch is 8. 6 plus 5, that son of a b**ch is 11. The mom was angry so she called up his teacher and asked why she taught them that. The teacher started laughing. I didn't teach them to say that. I said the sum of which!
Sorry to hear your having a bad day. I hope I could cheer you up.
2006-09-09 13:28:38 · answer #2 · answered by insertnamehere :) 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-07 00:16:26 · answer #3 · answered by rangnow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two old gentlemen were sitting on a park bench one afternoon. One turned to the other and said, "Ed, I'm 83 years old, and I'm full of aches and pains. You're about the same age, how do you feel?
Ed replied, "I feel like a new born babe."
His friend asked, "How can that be?"
Ed said, "I've got no hair, and no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."
2006-09-09 13:33:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
its kinda long but here goes
there were 4 guys on a plane ready to land. one was the captain and the other 3 were the crewmen. the 1st crewman had a rock and asked the captain what he should do w/this rock. the captain said to throw it out the window so he threw it out the window. the 2nd crewman had a rock and asked the captain what he should do w/this rock. the cptain said throw it out the window so he threw it out the window. the 3rd crewman had a bomb but thought it was a rock so he asked the captain what he should do w/this rock the cptain said throw it out the window so he threw it out the window. as they were walking home later the 1st crewman saw a little boy crying. he asked why he was crying the little boy said a rock hit my head. the 2nd crewman was walkin home and saw a little boy crying. he asked why he was crying. he said a rock killed his dog. the 3rd crewman saw a little girl laughing he asked why she was laughing. she said mom farted and the house blew up.
sorry its long i hope u havent heard it and it cheers u up!
2006-09-09 13:31:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
An old lady goes into a bar, feeling a need for a little natural rejuvination. She walks up to three men sitting at a table, and she's dressed in a trench coat, nothing more. She throws open the trench coat, and says to the first guy, "Super sex!" He chokes on his beer. The old lady throws her trench coat open to the second guy, and says "Super sex!" and the second guy throws up. She throws her trench coat open to the third guy, and says to him "Super sex!" He looks her over, and says quietly, "I think I'll have the soup"
2006-09-09 13:26:51 · answer #6 · answered by DayinthePark 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Three ladies were at a bar. In walks the most handsome man they had ever seen. They couldn't take their eyes off of him. The man walks over to one of the ladies and says "I'll do anything for $10" if you can say it in three words.. The lady writes her address on a piece of paper and hands him $10. She says "Clean my house"
2006-09-09 13:25:37 · answer #7 · answered by kny390 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Why did the blonde change her baby's diaper once a week?
The box said "Up to 20 pounds"
2006-09-09 13:23:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Two old men are in a nursing home. One is using a walker and the other one is in a wheelchair. One of them notices a banner above the grand ballroom doors that says "St.Valentines Day Dance Tonight!" So he says "Attending?"
and the other guy looks up and says, "Depends."
2006-09-09 13:25:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Sorry, I have already posted my 6 funny jokes.
You will have to look for my picture to read them.
2006-09-09 22:14:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋