2006-09-09 13:16:48 · 22 answers · asked by Rob M 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why didn't George Bush get a belly button ring?
Cuz he's got a Dick Cheney. lol I just posted this, but in case you don't see it, I just gave it to you! Enjoy
2006-09-09 13:18:29 · answer #1 · answered by Epitome 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
What Do You Call An Italian With A Rubber Toe?
Roberto!!
2006-09-12 15:39:47 · answer #2 · answered by Charlie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A snail crawls up to a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender looks over and flicks the snail off the bar towards the door of the bar. A year later, the bartender sees the snail on the bar, when he goes over to it the snail says "What did you do that for?"
Ha ha ha!!
2006-09-10 07:19:55 · answer #3 · answered by aawatson3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One. The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."
The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."
Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 56 million people really happy."
2006-09-09 20:31:01 · answer #4 · answered by westgaliberty 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
(You have to do this to someone else, thus):
You: Have you heard the Irish knock-knock joke?
Other (you hope): No ...?
You: You mean you'bve never heard the Irish knock-knock joke? (ham this up a bit if you like)
Other: No
You: OK, you start ...
Other: Knock-knock
You: Who's there?
Other: (you hope) stunned silence while it slowly dawns ....
Works about 90% of the time. Keep a straight face as long as possible.
2006-09-10 01:55:58 · answer #5 · answered by mrsgavanrossem 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do condoms and coffins have in common?
In one yah c u m, in the other yah go.. heehehehe
oh and they both take stiffs lmao.
Why are there gates around the cemetary?
Cos people are dyin to get in...hehehehe
2006-09-10 04:23:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is the definition of the perfect woman?
A gorgeous,deaf and dumb,blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.
2006-09-13 09:51:36 · answer #7 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dog goes in a bar,says to the bartender "hey, bartender, It's my birthday. Do I get a free drink? Bartender says "sure pal, the restroom is just past the jukebox.
2006-09-09 20:26:41 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
a pig walks in to a bar and asks for 10 beers he drank every one of them and asks "where is your bathroom"? the bar tender says down the hall and to your left.
another pig walks in to the bar and asks for thirty beers and drank every one of them and then asks "where is your bathroom"? the bar tender says down the hall and to your left.
another pig walks in and asks for thirty beers and he drank every one and the pig paid for his drinks and started out the door before the pig got out the door the bar tender asks "don't you want to know where the bathroom is?" the pig looked at the bartender and said"no I'm the little pig that goes wee wee wee all the way home.
2006-09-09 20:46:33 · answer #9 · answered by shebunkin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did Mickey Mouse dump Minnie Mouse?
He finally realized she was ******* Goofy.
2006-09-09 20:21:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋