Burn wars....?

Question

Me and my friend are tossing the insults back and forth by text tonite (she's in VA) and she always beats me at this game. Any good insults I can toss at her and maybe get ahead tonite?

Its a game!! Its fun...we enjoy it! We don't ever mean any of the things we say. We've been doing it for years...keeps us abreast on the things we can say to morons at the club etc. who can't take a hint when we tell them to take a hike....

Answer 1

You have to be clever and pick up things at the moment. I can give you an example of something I used.

A guy, who I was not interested in or attracted to at all, kept trying to talk to me. He said that he could turn me on, and I told him that was impossible for him to do. He still didn't get it and asked if that meant that it was a challenge - and said he was up for that challenge. That's when I said :"Yeah, it's a real big challenge. Like trying to climb mount everest...... on your knees...... backwards."

You have to go off what you see, and whatever they say be clever and throw it right back at them. Good luck and happy burns!

Answer 2

Tell her she smells like a rancid piece of mattress ticking and the best part of her ran down her daddy's leg. Tell her her momma is so ugly, you took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.

Answer 3

Hey, lola, it's fun sometimes... I can't believe it, but I do it sometimes, too... =D

One is if she calls you stupid or something similar to that, if you say, that's what you are but what am i? And she says it back again, say, "I can't tell you because you might cry." If she says, "Okay, then tell me." Say, "No, thanks, because I like these clothes, and salty water is not good for them.

Answer 4

"if you are gonna treat people like they're stupid you need to act a little smarter first" written by me

Answer 5

why do u want to insult her, she's ur friend?

Answer 6

yesh!!!