2006-09-09 13:04:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
we live like a hour awy and i can't be with her now
2006-09-09 13:19:36 · update #1
i am chatting on yahoo with her right now
2006-09-09 13:21:21 · update #2
George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One. The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."
The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."
Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 56 million people really happy."
2006-09-09 13:41:07 · answer #1 · answered by westgaliberty 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1.) why did the chicken cross the road? cuz kernal sanders was chasing him and threating to put him in a 8 piece meal combo.
2.) there are three girls. a blonde, a brunnette, and a red head. they been doing dope and they hear the cops coming. so they run into the a ally and the brunnette hids in a box, the red goes in a trash can and the blonde goes into a potato sack. the cops kick the brunnette's box and she says "meow'. the cops said oh it's just a cat. then they kick the trash can and the red say woof and the cops say oh it's just a dog. then they go kick the potato sack and the blonde says potato potato.
3.) it's thanksgiving day and little billy is waiting for his family to come for dinner. he's been waiting and waiting so he goes to see his mom preparing the turkey. as billy walks in she cuts her finger. and she says ****! then he goes upstairs to the bathroom to see his dad. his dad is shaving and before billy gets in he says ****! after cutting his face a little. billy decides to go see his brother while he's playing a video game. his brother is shooting some africans and he says i'll get you you *******!
finally billy's family arrives.......billy see em and says "come in you *******. make yourself at home. mom is inside ******* the turkey and dad is upstairs shitting in the bathroom and my brother is shooting some *******."
2006-09-09 22:25:51 · answer #2 · answered by Shelby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u dont have to say jokes, just be with her and tell her stuff about u, maybe she can help and forget watever shes goin thru....... hug her and let her tell u wats bothering her.. offer her a walk or a cruize in the car......
2006-09-09 20:16:57 · answer #3 · answered by trusty 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thisis a redneck joke...........hope she/you like it...
Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is yet.....So I don't know if you are an aunt or an uncle!!!!!
The baby looks just like your brother!
2006-09-09 20:18:36 · answer #4 · answered by mom of a boy and girl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I have already posted my 6 funny jokes.
You will have to look for my picture to read them.
2006-09-10 05:16:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo moma so black and fat when she jumped in the ocean the coast guards thought there was a oil spill
2006-09-09 20:17:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
why did the baby cross the road??
it was stapled to the chicken.
2006-09-09 20:43:36 · answer #7 · answered by lifedrain 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋