2006-09-09 12:56:51 · 6 answers · asked by Perfectly Flawed 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Joke: Big Bad Wolf
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood. The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away!!!
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again; this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.
"My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood. Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away. About 2 miles down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf this time crouched down behind a road sign.
"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams..."Will you get lost! I'm trying to have a crap!"
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Wolf Trap
On the border of Russia and Poland there's a small forest. Half of the forest belongs to a Russian farmer, while the other half belongs to a Polish man.
One day, while out for a walk in the woods, the Russian man comes across a wolf caught in a trap. He rushes back to his house and calls his Polish neighbor.
"There's one of your wolves caught in a trap on my side of the forest."
"How do you know it's one of *our* wolves?" the Polish farmer asked.
"Well," the Russian replied, "he's already chewed off three of his legs and he's still trapped."
2006-09-09 13:14:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What is a wolf's favorite holiday? A: Howl-oween
2006-09-09 19:59:11 · answer #2 · answered by july j 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So the big bad wolf cornered little red riding hood and said "I am gonna strip your clothes off of you and screw you silly" Little red riding hood pulled out a gun and said, "Oh no you aren't, you are gonna eat me like the story says!"
2006-09-09 20:00:15 · answer #3 · answered by Trip S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well it isn't a wolf joke but it is a dog joke/insult
"when you were a baby you were so ugly your mama had to tie a pork chop to your ankle to get the dog to play with you"
2006-09-09 21:21:50 · answer #4 · answered by shebunkin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the wolf cross the road?
to get the road kill!!!
hahahhahahahhahahaha
2006-09-09 20:00:14 · answer #5 · answered by mae mae 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did the dog say when he saw the wolf??
WOLF! WOLF!
get it? woof woof!
i just made it up. hahahahaha.
2006-09-09 20:00:08 · answer #6 · answered by bluepuddle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋