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Is it the 99th time today that somebody asks the question 'If we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?'

Or is it the fact that everytime there are people who answer that same question with 'Good question! I wanna know that too'.

Or is it the fact that the asker even picks that answer as a best answer.

Which is more scary?

2006-09-09 12:45:49 · 10 answers · asked by Thinx 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Just a small example on how well education functions on our planet:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Aqlb8czAP8X847bcQ623G3Xsy6IX?qid=20060909113601AAd38Q8

2006-09-09 12:48:15 · update #1

10 answers

I am constantly dismayed by the profound stupidity and scientific ignorance exhibited by most christians. (I acknowledge that there are some exceptions... but not very many, that I have seen.)

My stock answer to that monkey/ape question is to say this:

"If the first American colonists came from England, then how come there are still Englishmen."

and then...

Once you are capable of comprehending just how stupid that question is (above), you stand a fairly good chance of understanding just how stupid your own question is.

I guess this would also be the same thing as asking "If god created Adam from dirt, then how come dirt still exists?"

2006-09-09 12:54:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

These people are all scary...such total ignorance and stupidity..does not speak well for the Christians...oh my! They are like broken records, always the same, tire, false, ignorant , stupid, inane arguments that lack rudimentary knowledlge...makes you wonder where they spend time...alone, in a cellar, in the back, in the dark, with a candle, reading and re reading their bible which gives them no answers but hog wash...so them climb the stairs and call a minister who lives in a basement, in the back, in the corner, in the dark...and he has all the answers, and they all have to do with monkeys...hmmmmmw what is wrong with this picture. Time warp out of The Twillight zone.

2006-09-09 19:51:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

markyyy your humorous and maybe the best example of evolution from monkeys-yet

Professing themselves to be wise they became fools"

you say your an agnostic -u dont know if there is a God.
yet you throw out the bible in your quesions and answers you said that-while deep inside u there is a desire to know God-and a God nature or nurture-u dont find monkeys trying to find Jesus-and Jesus didnt come to die for monkeys-even if u think your an extended one-u can laugh at me-as u do of those that know Jesus personally-"Faith cometh by hearing and hearing by the word of God." but we have an experience-all you have is an illogical hypothisis against it. who has the inner peace and joy with Jesus today-who will have it forever-i wont quote about hell-if u dont change u will get to find our personally-will u be laughing gnashing your teeth forever? Revelation 19-22nd chapter in the words of Jesus on the joy of heaven and the agony of hell for unbelief

what is more scary? yes definately you markyyy!

2006-09-10 17:54:41 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

What's even more scary is that people still believe in Evolution.

Sorry, seemed like the right answer....

2006-09-09 20:22:58 · answer #4 · answered by azar_and_bath 4 · 0 0

Here's the scary part. They have so badly shaken my faith in the public school system, that I'm considering HOME SCHOOLING!

AAaaaaaaaaarrrrrrgggghhh!!
**runs away, pulling hair out in clumps**

2006-09-09 19:50:47 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Mira♥ 5 · 0 0

Good question! I wanna know that too

2006-09-09 19:49:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

most of those repeat questions are just those who bait to cause trouble

2006-09-09 19:49:25 · answer #7 · answered by IdahoMike 5 · 0 0

you've obviously found the 3 UNWISE monkies!

2006-09-09 19:49:58 · answer #8 · answered by prometheus_unbound 3 · 0 0

i think u might be kind of scary just jokeing

2006-09-09 19:48:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

its only a yahoo question, so im not exactly trembling in fear.

2006-09-09 19:49:08 · answer #10 · answered by july j 1 · 1 0

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