I'm a poor college student! :(
Note: I am being sarcastic. Leave me some funny answers.
2006-09-09 11:33:54 · 24 answers · asked by Lady Lara Croft 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
stealing means the taking away of another's property without consent. it is wrong but considering the mitigating circumstance of your being poor then go right ahead.
2006-09-15 15:48:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure. First its just one tuna salad. Then it turns into a bunch of tuna salads..Every day of every week, nothing but tuna salad. Then you start stealing bigger things, like egg salad or cheeseburgers..then your shaking down the sweet old lady behind the register for extra salt packets..and before you know it you'll be hooked on crack and peddling your body for stale soft preztels and over-sugared kool-aid. I'd think twice about stealing a tuna salad. Actually, just skip all that, care for a pretzel? ;-)
2006-09-09 18:38:02 · answer #2 · answered by Drag_The_Waters 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Have you eaten school cafeteria food lately? You should actually hunt down people who got food in the cafeteria and rescue them by returning it for a small fee....you will make a fortune which will enable you to buy steak every day. By the way, be present at the cafeteria for creamed spinach and casserole nights. You will be able to buy a sportscar in no time...
2006-09-09 18:38:55 · answer #3 · answered by ValleyViolet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, because Tuna Salad is the nastiest thing ever produced in a cafeteria. I doubt they can even give it away.
2006-09-09 18:35:46 · answer #4 · answered by anothernickname 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it's wrong, but that would be wicked funny!
My friend Meg and I stole a twenty gallon drum of strawberry ice cream from the cafeteria. It was a riot!
We didn't waste it, though; we invited two whole dorms over for ice cream. It was all eaten and we all had a great time.
2006-09-09 19:42:46 · answer #5 · answered by DMBthatsme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tuna Salad? How about some Hamburgers or Steak or something.
2006-09-09 18:37:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
honey, stealing is stealing. Why not try to get a job in the cafeteria, though then you would be forced to eat the food. Perhaps a job in a pizza place would be better!
2006-09-09 18:36:41 · answer #7 · answered by WitchTwo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Steal the tuna salad - the life you save may be your own!!!
2006-09-09 19:26:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if you steal 4 pieces of wheat bread and 2 pickle slices with it.........what's Tuna without bread and pickle slices after all?
2006-09-11 00:22:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who in their right mind steals tuna salad? That's in poor taste. (Get it. Tastes poor. hahahaha)
2006-09-09 20:17:59 · answer #10 · answered by sheeny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋