Jessica Simpson
Jessica Alba
Nicole Richie
Paris Hilton
Nicky Hilton
2006-09-09 11:33:43 · 27 answers · asked by Gardenfoot 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
Uh.. none? They'd be a liability... a danger to all those they served with.
2006-09-09 11:40:29 · answer #1 · answered by MotherBear1975 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first two, Air force. They do not need to do a lot of working out (like the Air Force) because they already look good.
Nicole Ritchie, Navy. She'll fit right in the Navy ship's bunks without a problem.
Paris Hilton, Marines. Maybe the Marines can knock some senses in her tiny brain.
Nicky Hilton, Army. Just because.
2006-09-10 02:25:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jessica Simpson-The Marines-Her legs will keep them doing more push ups.
Jessica alba-The Air force-Her sweetness will definitely keep them flying.
Paris Hilton-The Navy-Her modeling is not just a job, its a adventure.
Nicky Hilton-Hmmmmmmmm- lets see.
Nicole Richie- The Army- no comment
2006-09-13 18:31:24 · answer #3 · answered by " Venom !! " 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Army.... they need the people, besides, the first one is not at ditzy as she looks, she could handle a gun, Jessica Alba I might be wrong about, then again who knows. And as for the last 3 put their asses in the army at the front lines.... we'll see how quickly they turn tail and run.
I don't like any of them but the last 3 I really have no taste for.
2006-09-09 18:38:22 · answer #4 · answered by marajade_04 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jessica Simpson - ding bat company
Jessica Alba - Airforce
Nicole Richie - Lazy anorexic company
Paris Hilton - pretty, rich and slutty company
Nicky Hilton - need a better bigger sister company
2006-09-09 20:31:39 · answer #5 · answered by frr_ls 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Simpson, Paris and Nicole would not make it through basic or boot camp for any service but Nicky might be okay in the Coast Guard or Air Force and Alba would fit in nicely in the Army.
2006-09-11 19:47:49 · answer #6 · answered by Tink 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jessica Simpson should Join the National Guard in Army Aviation here in Mississippi with me.
The rest of them can go where ever they want............
2006-09-09 21:31:27 · answer #7 · answered by Chief 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both Jessica's should sign up for an elite personal security service I'm creating .They will guarding me at all times and it will be a very hands on(I hope) position . LOL . 2pts
2006-09-09 19:27:32 · answer #8 · answered by baalberith11704 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Salvation Army!
2006-09-09 18:35:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
None of them should join the military, cause none of them could handle any branch of the military. Jessican Alba is the only one on the list who has any sense.
2006-09-10 15:45:55 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They should all join the Army. 95% of the women in the Army are Hoe's they will fit right in.
2006-09-13 03:08:59 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋