a businessman returns for the far east. after a few days, he notices a strange growth on his penis. he is very concerned about the growth that has appeared, and promptly visits one doctor after another. however, they all offer the same unwanted advice. 'it seems that you have been screwing around in the far east. but I’m afraid there’s no cure. there is nothing I can do but cut it off.'
the man panics, but figures that if it is a common affliction in the east they must know how to cure it there. so he goes back to India and visits a doctor in Bombay
the doctor examines him and says, 'you’ve been fooling around in my country, haven’t you? this is a very common problem here. did you see any other doctors about the growth?'
the man replied ,'yes, a few back home.'
the doctor says, ‘and they told you it had to be cut off?'
the man answers, 'yes, I couldn’t believe it!'
the doctor smiles knowingly, shaking his head 'well, their advice is incorrect and most unnecessary. after all, your penis will fall off all by itself
2006-09-09 11:22:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
his wifewill find out she married to a woman...
2006-09-09 13:17:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
thats hilarious sucks for him though
2006-09-09 11:37:03 · answer #2 · answered by blade_6162 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG! THAT IS HILARIOUS! I FEEL SO INCREDIBLY SORRY RIGHT NOW BUT I'M LAUGHING HISTERICALLY!
2006-09-09 11:42:31 · answer #3 · answered by roxy angel 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That poor guy that would suck so much
2006-09-09 11:29:25 · answer #4 · answered by seannsgirl2005 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha love it lol
2006-09-09 15:37:37 · answer #5 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you perv......but heyy it was hularious i dont feel bad for him hes the one who chose to screw............a playa gets his consiquences
2006-09-09 16:32:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
that was funny!!! but i dont feel sorry!! i know im mean!!
2006-09-09 11:50:54 · answer #7 · answered by broken flame 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol. kinda gross but still good!
2006-09-09 11:42:00 · answer #8 · answered by la_gurl 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
no i don't feel bad for him. if he wasn't screwing around, then that wouldn't happen. what you give is what you get.
2006-09-09 11:37:21 · answer #9 · answered by codylynn_03 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Whoa! LOL. LOL.
2006-09-09 13:52:47 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋