Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk
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Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
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Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:
Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
No kebab for me, thank you
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
I'm not interested in fighting you.
Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing
No, I wont make any attempt to dance thanks, I have zero co-ordination.
Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to urinate over the nearest cash machine or shop front.
2006-09-09 10:37:31 · 9 answers · asked by maidenrocks 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's cute, and so true, thanks for the laugh!!
2006-09-09 10:39:52 · answer #1 · answered by ~ Just Me ~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The car won't start," said a wife to her husband. "I think there's water in the carburetor."
"How do you know?" said the husband scornfully. "You don't even know what the carburetor is."
"I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I'm sure there's water in the carburetor."
"We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it out. Where is the car?"
"In the swimming pool."
One blonde was painting the ceiling as the other painted the room.
"Got a good grip on your brush?" asked the blonde.
"Sure," said the other blonde.
"Well, hold on tight. I'm just taking away the ladder."
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That’s not surprising," the elders say. "You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here."
2006-09-09 10:41:58 · answer #2 · answered by Steve K 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
to say when you are drunk
i am in a mucking fuddle, and something you should never say to a copper when you are drunk...ya muvvers got nairy huts.or better still when you are blotto try this antidisistablishmentarianism, try saying that when you are sober even.
good question.(even the spell checker had a problem with that)
2006-09-09 10:46:23 · answer #3 · answered by mentor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK this is a bit old now, but....
Steve Irwin liked Thunderbirds, but he had a special place in his heart for Stingray!
2006-09-09 10:55:09 · answer #4 · answered by Kango Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where's the nearest boozer?
You're talking to him.
Hic!?
2006-09-09 10:42:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got a few laughes out of me, but not much
2006-09-09 10:51:56 · answer #6 · answered by ☼shine☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know what they do say???
officer i swear to drunk im not god!
2006-09-09 16:04:04 · answer #7 · answered by peanut95356 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ta!
2006-09-09 10:41:45 · answer #8 · answered by KEV D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh?
2006-09-09 10:39:59 · answer #9 · answered by Passionate 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋