my parents, voted for bush twice
2006-09-09 10:26:24
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answered by thedeliciousone14 3
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Rode around the Island of Hawaii in a jeep with just my bikini bottoms on! Going for that all over tan. Weeeeeeeeeeee!
2006-09-09 10:26:15
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answered by 'Barn 6
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i had just got into a fight the previous night before a get together to play cards we had alot of alcohol and some weed and we all were talking and i kept talking about the fight and they were getting tired of me repeating myself so i got mad and went outside there was this homeless lookin dude sitting on th estoop outside and i went over there and started talking to him about the fight lol and then for some reason i told the dude i did nt live out there i was a cop and i was keeping an eye on the parking lot and then the dude said I WILL KILL U i flipped out went and got my friends and we beat him down
2006-09-09 11:12:55
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answered by glass_city_hustla 4
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There are several things I could mention but the one that gets most people laughing is when I went over to a friends house at 1 minute past midnight on the 1st of April (April fools day) and began by taping plastic garbage bags half way up her front door. I then filled the gap with straw and tiny polystyrene balls and continued up the height of the door until it was full. The next morning she got up, thought it had snowed and opened the door to see and WHOOSH....in it came! Vaccuuming up the little balls took her ages as they all got statically charged. Or how about the time I snuck into her house while she was in the kitchen washing up, changed her answer machine message to one that sounded like she was charging for you know what, then snuck back out and rang her doorbell for a visit. She never found out about that one for a whole week until the principal of her daughters school rang and mentioned it was an interesting message she had on her phone...she played it back and knew of course it was me.....She got me to help 'get' her sister when I'd not long had a baby. So I fixed up a clean nappy with peanut butter mixed with raw pea's, soy sauce and corn. I spread it on and when her sister was there went in to the kitchen and taking a finger scrape of the mixture off the nappy said "I think the baby is a bit ill, this tastes really funny today" and put my loaded finger in my mouth.....her sister choked and my friend couldn't stop laughing as her sister, husband and daughter nearly threw up.....Another time a particularly annoying friend kept 'booing' me daily while he visited...so when he left to return home I got hold of his case and filled it with cornflakes, tampons, sanitary towels and crushed weetabix....aparently 'Customs' were amused by his story of how he had all these unusual items in his bag...........or how about the time I dressed up as a play boy bunny and hid inside a specially wrapped cardboard box in my partners work foyer with a bottle of champagne ready to pop. He had to come down to get his 'special delivery' and out I popped for his birthday....his boss' only comment was "happy birthday....no one ever celebrates my birthday like that!" as he drank his glass and walked off. Or the time I dressed up as an Easter bunny and took easter eggs around the local hospitals stopping off at his work as well. He was out of the office but I delivered them around all the other offices and when he got back he pretended he had no idea who this huge blue rabbit was who'd delivered the eggs......I have also hid under a stairs in a cupboard for 40 minutes waiting for my brother-in-law to need to go in there so I could 'boo' him. I guess you can say that I haven't YET finished being crazy so I can't really list the craziest thing I have done until then! All I know is that as long as I am alive I fully intend to keep myself and others amused! Life is too serious and I feel duty bound to enjoy myself when I can!
2006-09-09 10:45:32
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answered by Confuzzled 6
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Good times at wal mart haha
Me and my boyfriend went up to the food lady and asked where the condoms are... I said they had to be CHERRY FLAVORED! Then we went to the pharmacy and I walked up with a bottle of KY. Asked her what it's used for. She got all red and said "honey it's like a slip n slide" !!!! I told her what if my guy gets allergic to it? I told her if he did I'd sue. Then we played tag in wal mart... another time shoved granny panties in pplz carts.
Oh and another time I ran around topless in the rain with my friend at a church function
I ran into a cornfield, learning how to drive
Told my dad to **** off
This chick at lunch called me a slut so when she wasn't looking I threw pop bottle caps at her.
Told a freak I was dating my best friend just so he'd get off my back
Gone skinny dippin in my GRANDMA's pool!!
Rode around in the handi-capped karts and got escorted to the door
Oh and one time i was in Kohl's with a walkie talkie- got ahold of the employee's walkie talkies and started saying stupid **** like "clean up in aisle five!!!" They made an announcement "CHECK THE STORES FOR ANYONE WITH A WALKIE TALKIE!"
Too much stupid stuff to remember..... but hey life is short so go out and live it man! I'm just a crazy teen, huh. Email me with ur crazy stories at blueyedblondej5@yahoo.com
2006-09-09 11:28:52
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answered by Anonymous
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I went rappelling when I was 5 months pregnant. It was not at all the smartest thing to do. But my husband was my belayman and I felt really safe with him.
Would I do it again???? NO
2006-09-09 10:27:25
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answered by Pan 2
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gone skinny dipping during the day at a public beach,
got married 2 weeks after we started dating (been together for 4 years)
dated my best friends finacee for 3 years
I'm currently dating a girl, (my husband knows)
there's probably more but I can't think of any more right now... I've blocked most of my stupid memories.
2006-09-09 10:29:20
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answered by Jay LG 2
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im serious....me and 2 other friends dug a tunnel stretich from one side of the driveway under to the other side. We actualy found a bone...but cant make it out...a toy soilder...and other stuff....its awsome since my frontyard is great for paintball.
BTW we were really really bored
2006-09-09 10:27:07
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answered by Anonymous
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When I was younger I had unprotected sex with three girls in one day, 2 at once and then a third about an hour later.
2006-09-09 10:28:57
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answered by igɳo★ 3
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Had sex with a girl on the hood of my car in the high school parking lot.(duiring school)
2006-09-09 10:28:47
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answered by MAD MEL 4
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Snowball fight at 4am in Glasgow city centre while drunk.
2006-09-09 10:25:44
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answered by Sparky 3
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