i wont short jokes that are easy to remeber
2006-09-09 10:13:22 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Donald Duck had a Muck,behind the Kitchen door,
Mrs.Duck cleaned it up, so Donald mucked some more.
Mummy Mummy whats a vampire, shut up and drink your Blood.
Mummy Mummy why do I keep going round in circles, shut up before I nail your other foot to the floor,
Mummy mummy whats for dinner, shut up and get back in the oven
Mummy Mummy Johnnys been sick and he's eating all the big bits, shut up and get yourself a bigger spoon.
Jack & Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water,
Jillforgot to take the pill and came down with a daughter.
Humpty Dumpty sat on the Wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
And broke his Bleeding neck.
Whats the difference between a barrow boy and a dachshund....A barrow boy balls out his wears and a dachshund wears out his balls.
Knock Knock....Whos there....Nicholas.....Nicholas Who...Nicholas girls shouldnt climb trees.
Knock Knock....whos there...Theresa....Theresa who.....Theresa Green.
Knock Knock...whos there....Dr.....Doctor Who.
2006-09-09 11:01:45 · answer #1 · answered by Sunseaandair 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Four very old ladies were walking through the park when a man approached and flashed at them.Two of the ladies had strokes but the other two wern't quick enough.
What is the definition of a nymphomaniac?
A girl who trips you up and is underneath you before you hit the ground.
Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony?
The one who can carry two teas and ten doughnuts all at the same time.
2006-09-11 15:20:41 · answer #2 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why Did The Scarecrow Get An Award?
He Was Outstanding In His Field!
2006-09-11 15:09:56 · answer #3 · answered by Charlie 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Two fellers were a peeing off a bridge
One says the water is deep
The other one said the waters cold
umm hmm
2006-09-09 18:14:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bloke goes into Docs says Doc I think im a moth, Doc says its 6.30 we are closed, Bloke says "well i seen the light on"
2006-09-10 10:34:34 · answer #5 · answered by Rock 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mummy they say I am a vampire at school
Shut up and eat your tomato soup before it clots
2006-09-09 18:25:45 · answer #6 · answered by David R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A bloke driving along in his car, when he gets pulled over by the plod.
Police Officer says "Having you been drinking sir?"
Driver replies "Why, is there a fat bird in the passenger seat?"
2006-09-09 17:35:27 · answer #7 · answered by Bont11 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Where does saddam hussein keep his cds?
In Iraq!
2006-09-09 17:15:56 · answer #8 · answered by lizarddd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two peanuts are walking down Piccadilly .... one was
a-salted and the other one was a-roasted!
2006-09-09 17:15:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm Bertie Bassett"
"Well, it takes all sorts"
"Doctor, Doctor, I'm badly constipated"
"tell me what you've been eating"
"I eat billiard balls - red ones for breakfast, blue ones for dinner and yellow ones for tea"
"I know your problem - your not eating enough greens"
2006-09-09 17:54:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋