it's a rainy day in the countryside and a man pulls up in his car alongside two crisps.'would you like a lift' says the man,'no it's ok' replies the crisp'we're walkers'.
2006-09-09 09:45:06 · 21 answers · asked by SPONGEBOB 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-09-09 09:47:07 · answer #1 · answered by ♫♪♫TAY-LUR♫♪♫ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into a pub and asks for a pie and a pint. He drinks the pint, puts the pie on his head and walks out. He does this seven days running. The landlord wonders why so on the eighth day when the man comes in he tells him there are no pies left. The man says I'll just have a packet of crisps then. He drinks his pint puts the packet of crisps on his head and starts to walk out. Just a minute says the landlord, why did you put those crisps on your head and the man says, because you had no pies.
2006-09-09 16:58:03 · answer #2 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Uh Huh
2006-09-09 16:50:18 · answer #3 · answered by dyingatwork 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi pinklady, dont give up the day job !!
2006-09-09 16:57:04 · answer #4 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-09-09 16:52:48 · answer #5 · answered by col 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that's clever! Very clever
2006-09-09 16:47:58 · answer #6 · answered by purpletear2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a quibble, wouldn't they be two soggies if it was raining?
2006-09-12 17:45:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tickle me i forgot to laugh x
2006-09-09 16:48:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All Your Jokes Are Corny..........
2006-09-09 20:57:41 · answer #9 · answered by XXSEXY66XX 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kool
2006-09-13 13:53:26 · answer #10 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm
2006-09-09 17:50:01 · answer #11 · answered by dechick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋