Granted, in Wayne's career, the water was frozen, but I've read the bible many times and never ONCE did I read anything about Jesus scoring even ONE hat trick. He doesn't impress me.
2006-09-09 08:53:28 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Some would say Gretzky is god. At least he's real.
2006-09-09 08:54:57 · answer #1 · answered by big-brother 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Wayne Gretzsky has two on Jesus. First, what he does on top of water is much more impressive, and two... he exists.
And by the way..........
How did I KNOW that people would show up with their self righteous "I'll pray for you" messages? Damn, how important do they have to feel? Like we should drop to our knees and cry "OH THANK YOU, if it wasn't for YOUR prayers, I'd burn forever! What a lovely and significant person you are, touting your ability to influence your deity into saving souls, hooray for you!".
And then the othes with their drive by "you're going to hell sinner *VROOM*" and then they're outta here. They stop by to verbally crap all over you and then walk off patting themselves on the back. "Heh, I got that sinner GOOD... snigger snigger".
By the way, I don't think people are understanding that you're suggesting Jesus has been beat IN THIS ONE AREA. Just because my dad can make more freethrows than I do doesn't mean he's OVERALL a much cooler person, he's just better in that one way. Dang people... close the Bible as your tragic reading comprehension is NOT going to allow for a clear understanding.
2006-09-09 16:00:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is not God because He walked on water, Jesus IS God, because He is God's Word made flesh.
And just so you know, He isn't impressed by you either.
2006-09-09 15:57:32 · answer #3 · answered by classyjazzcreations 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus did miracles- he healed people, raised people from the dead, and sadly he loves a person like you that's why he died on the cross, for a closed minded person like you who cannot see the miracles he did, I'll pray that the truth reaches you before it's too late.
2006-09-09 16:00:36 · answer #4 · answered by Kitikat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well Mr.Gretzsky has never cured a leper, raised the dead, healed the blind,cast demons out of a man,nor has he bought our redemption.I can walk on frozen water.,too!
2006-09-09 15:59:18 · answer #5 · answered by Tinkerbelle 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, you have alot to learn about Jesus. He turned water into wine, raised people from the dead and He died for everyone's sins. Wayne won't ever be able to die for everyone's sins.
2006-09-09 15:55:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
If you even remotely knew what you were talking about lyou would know that Jesus is NOT God, he is God's son!
2006-09-09 16:15:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus is not God he is just a prophet God gave him merecls
2006-09-09 15:58:01 · answer #8 · answered by human 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Dear Devil's Advocate: No comparison. Get a life.
2006-09-09 15:59:49 · answer #9 · answered by Saved 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Jusus did more than walk on water - How can a human beat out the one who created him?
2006-09-09 15:57:23 · answer #10 · answered by Gladiator 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
no he doesnt have jesus beat jesus was holy and he cured the sick and helped the crippled
2006-09-09 15:58:21 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋