2006-09-09 08:32:21 · 14 answers · asked by choco taco 3 in Food & Drink ➔ Cooking & Recipes
Panda a' la Mode
*1 white panda
*1 Double Barrel Shotgun
* A set of knives
* A Sh!t load of ice cream
* Hot fudge sauce
Set the Panda down, blow its face off with your shot gun, skin it with your knives, dice finely, boil it at 300* F for 10 minutes, Assort in dish, serve with icecream and hot fudge!
2006-09-09 09:11:32 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Chicken 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This wouldn't be a complete animal recipe collection without including one of the most loved, yet endangered, animals in the world–the giant panda. All pandas left in the wild live in China, and the Chinese people are working very hard to protect them. This large black-and-white bear spends up to 16 hours a day eating. Bamboo is its main diet, though it is fond of honey, too. The panda has very thick fur and will clean itself by rolling in the dirt! Pandas also love to do somersaults.!!
Ingredients
Pita pocket bread cut in halves (like half moons)
Cream cheese
Chocolate chips
Mix chocolate chips into some cream cheese and spread a batch inside one of the pita halves. Munch away!
2006-09-09 08:39:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fresh bamboo sashimi for Giant Panda
2006-09-09 14:39:30 · answer #3 · answered by Aileen HK 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, white pandas love bamboo. So, I imagine that no matter how you prepare it, your panda will be quite happy with whatever recipe you use to prepare the bamboo. Maybe a light vinegarette?
2006-09-09 08:41:34 · answer #4 · answered by ralfg33k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes indeed. First take all the fur off the panda. Then find any chicken recipe on google.com and instead of putting chicken, put panda
2006-09-09 08:38:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think a furrier's knife that will take off those large black parts of the pelt can quickly get you a white panda.
2006-09-09 08:35:40 · answer #6 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
People Don't like Panda's in restaurants because
They like to dine and dash
It eats shoots and leaves (bamboo) he he ha
Don't you touch that Panda fool...... they're endangered
2006-09-09 08:39:59 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
for a black and white panda, i cut a pita in half and stuff in a mixture of cream cheese and chocolate chips
2006-09-09 08:36:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah...first you go and find one, and wrestle it with your bare hands. Then when he's finished mangling you, we'll ask the panda how he'd like you cooked.
2006-09-09 08:35:12 · answer #9 · answered by Lisa E 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an outstanding variety of folk say it relatively is gross yet they dont try it till now speaking yet i like white rice with extremely of butter and sugar. it is so mind-blowing and perhaps upload some cinnamon in there for extra style.. Or in case you have soy sauce you could merely upload salt and soysause?? i in my view would pass with the butter and sugar
2016-09-30 12:38:12 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋