Who went into a bar, for a shandy.
He lifted his kilt, to wipe up what he'd spilt... What's the last line?
2006-09-09 08:24:10 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There was a young Scotsman called Sandy
Who went into a bar for a shandy
He lifted his kilt
To wipe up what he'd spilt
And put a smile on the face of our Mandy!
2006-09-09 21:50:14 · answer #1 · answered by Amanda K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a young Scotsman called Sandy
who went into a bar for a shandy,
He lifted his kilt to wipe up what he'd spilt
and made the barmaid feel randy
2006-09-09 17:07:07 · answer #2 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm this was all i could find
Please pay heed to a Scotsman named Sandy,
Who was incomprehensibly randy.
The fluid he spilt
All over his kilt
Wasn't beer, wasn't Scotch, wasn't shandy.
2006-09-09 15:28:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would depend on what a shandy is. How about a brandy?
2006-09-09 15:29:08 · answer #4 · answered by Paladin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
..and suddenly felt rather randy!
or
....and found a yummy stick of candy!
or
....and there was the stripper called Mandy!
2006-09-09 15:29:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey! This is a limerick isn't it? Okay...
And then he threw up some candy.
2006-09-09 15:51:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And his butt looked like Jessica Tandy?
2006-09-09 16:11:39 · answer #7 · answered by mesamac 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and exclaimed "This looks a wee bit like candy"
2006-09-09 15:28:41 · answer #8 · answered by tmbr1wulf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and ended up crapping on mandy.
2006-09-09 15:27:02 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
then he ordered a brandy
2006-09-09 15:31:00 · answer #10 · answered by Keepingmycool 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋