On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a
fatal car accident. The couple is sitting outside heavens gate waiting
on St. Peter to do the paperwork so they can enter. While waiting,
they wonder if they could possibly get married in Heaven. St. Peter
finally shows up and they ask him. St. Peter says, "I don't know, this
is the first time anyone has ever asked. Let me go find out," and he
leaves.
The couple sit for a couple of months and begin to wonder if they
really should get married in Heaven, what with the eternal aspect of
it all. "What if it doesn't work out?" they wonder, "Are we stuck
together forever?" St. Peter returns after yet another month, looking
somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you can get
married in Heaven." "Great," says the couple, "but what if things
don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"
St. Peter, red-faced, slams his clipboard onto the ground. "What's
wrong?" exclaims the frightened couple. "Geez!" St. Peter exclaims,
"It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any
idea how long it's going to take for me to find a lawyer?"
2006-09-09 08:19:09 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i love this but hope it does not happen to me
2006-09-10 12:37:16 · answer #1 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, i like it.
One day in chicago, it was so cold that a lawyer was actually seen sticking his hands in his own pockets.
2006-09-09 09:17:44 · answer #2 · answered by detroitsports_fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it. Never heard it before. I am definitely inclined to laugh at that one.
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2006-09-09 08:51:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny! it took me a second but then i remembered another jokes along the same lines!
2006-09-09 08:37:27 · answer #4 · answered by cecelafleur 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kewl juk der
2006-09-09 08:30:35 · answer #5 · answered by dark 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty funny
2006-09-09 08:45:51 · answer #6 · answered by Toria 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it!
2006-09-09 08:31:21 · answer #7 · answered by Paladin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow...I bet he's so mad. Tee Hee Hee!
2006-09-09 09:03:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eh
2006-09-09 09:23:30 · answer #9 · answered by milkshake74 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it
2006-09-09 09:07:05 · answer #10 · answered by buster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋