OLYMPIC CONDOMS
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.
Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
"Olympic condoms?" she blurts. "What makes them so special?"
"There are three colors", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."
"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.
"Gold of course," says the man proudly.
The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"
2006-09-09 07:47:57 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Frog Sound
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest
came out and asked his grandpa, "Can you make a sound like a frog,
Grand pappy?"
Grandpa (being in a kink of ill mood) responds, "No, I don't really
want to make the sound of a frog now."
So, the second little boy comes out and asks his grandfather, "Will
you please make a sound like a frog?"
Grandpa again says, "No, not now. I don't really want to do that.
I'm in a grumpy mood. Maybe later."
Then the third little boy comes out and says, "Grandpa, oh
please...please, please will you make a sound like a frog?"
"Why do all of you boys want me to make a sound like a frog?"
Grandpa asked.
The smallest little boy replied with a hopeful face, "Well, Mom said
that when you croak we get to go to Disney World!"
2006-09-09 07:53:01 · update #1
I didn't get the first one but the second one was funny!
2006-09-09 09:33:32 · answer #1 · answered by ♫♪♫TAY-LUR♫♪♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get them, but they sound pretty funny :]
2006-09-09 16:30:22 · answer #2 · answered by milkshake74 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-09-09 15:23:31 · answer #3 · answered by chuy85 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-09 21:28:21 · answer #4 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-09-10 10:21:24 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋