Someone told me there's a huge black market in smuggling them. Really big money.
2006-09-09 06:37:14 · 35 answers · asked by SilentRunning 3 in Travel ➔ Travel (General) ➔ Other - Destinations
Put it in a condom, you'll have to go the shops and get some large ones, your little ones won't do, smother it in vaseline, bend over and Bobs your uncle. You may need a stick to help you walk.
2006-09-09 06:41:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
God! Not this question AGAIN! This is the new "How come you never see white dog muck". OK, I'll answer it one more time, the answer is BEEF DRIPPING.
Let's be honest though, mate. The amound of punishment your ring's had in the past, you should be able to just pop one straight up there. The black hole of Calcutta springs to mind.
2006-09-09 06:58:00 · answer #2 · answered by Grinner5000 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Dynamite. Blow up your jacksie to the size of a small crater.
2006-09-09 06:38:51 · answer #3 · answered by hpneil 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WD40 lad. It would lubricate a 97 year old nuns crotch.
You might need a pair of forceps as well.
2006-09-09 06:53:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Probably Glyde or ID brand
2006-09-09 06:38:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you'd be best to wait for a reply from someone like;
Micheal Barrymore as he often gets the back doors kicked in.
its more fun trying to smuggle pineapples
2006-09-09 06:41:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Coconut oil of course.
2006-09-09 11:52:03 · answer #7 · answered by AngloCajun 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Axle grease would be best -with a little help from a car jack
2006-09-09 11:29:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Coconut oil - you'll have quite a bounty when you return
2006-09-09 09:13:04 · answer #9 · answered by voluptuous 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Check the lubricant has a very good local anaesthetic..... that should do the trick.....
2006-09-09 08:04:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋