Where do I hide the body?
2006-09-09 06:30:33 · 26 answers · asked by Sleep deprived 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
At least you are concerned about the etiquette of body disposal.
Good for you.
2006-09-09 06:32:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I am not an expert, but I do watch CSI....
Dig a big hole in a very remote wooded area, drop body in hole, sprinkle it with a fifty pound bag of pulverized lime, cover with dirt...It is always best to do this in the Autumn months as leaves drop from the trees and the winters freeze. It is very important to not leave behind any DNA or fingerprints that can be traced to you. Throw any and all weapons into deep salty ocean water and thoroughly wash, vacuum, sanitized any and all areas that came in contact with the victims blood.
I hope this helps. I would have used this to kill my ex husband, but even if I did get away with it, I was afraid there really would be a Hell and I would spend eternity on fire for wasting that SOB.
Try to do this solo.....
As the old saying goes, friends help you move, but real friends help you move bodies. And then you will have to kill them too...
2006-09-09 19:39:43 · answer #2 · answered by Annie R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
judging by the fact youve killed someone before deciding where to hide them only shows one thing, and that's a lack of organisation.
For god sake! even in the fifties people could do this sort of thing much better than now, back then the police had to actually do some work! Jeez, kids think its so easy!
I suggest planning these things out first, otherwise you won't get much for your taxpayer's money by giving the cops an easy ride.
2006-09-09 13:34:23 · answer #3 · answered by englishkeymaster 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I have killed a few people... It was while I was in the military. Fortunately, you don't have to hide the bodies there!
The first person I killed stabbed me in the shoulder and I unloaded my 9 mm into his face and chest from about 4 feet away.
Anymore questions.
2006-09-09 13:42:43 · answer #4 · answered by and,or,nand,nor 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Throw that body into the bayou so that the alligators can have something to eat! Or maybe bury it in a graveyard. But really slick you should have thought of this before you wasted the guy!
2006-09-09 13:35:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do yourself a favor. Lay the body on the front lawn and wait for the police to show up.
2006-09-09 13:38:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Under the house, or in the garden....don't you watch the news... .That's where all cerial killers hide the bodies....
2006-09-09 13:33:09 · answer #7 · answered by USMCstingray 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My dad lives in Nevada and he usually disposes of them in abandoned gold mines. At least that's what he threatened to do to my brother-in-law .
2006-09-09 13:59:46 · answer #8 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Feed it to the wolves so that they won't find it. No Body=No murder=No coviction= No prison.
2006-09-09 13:32:33 · answer #9 · answered by hpneil 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Buy a garbage disposal and a cleaver.
2006-09-12 20:47:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋