LETTERS DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER
Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a
Middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties.
These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or
Leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?
Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR?
Dear Abby,
I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.
Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boy friend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.
Dear Abby,
I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.
Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?
Dear Abby,
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.
Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.
(I love this one!!)
Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through mental pause.
Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?
2006-09-09 05:03:26 · 15 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Those are funny. Kinda reminds you of alot of the questions asked here on yahoo answers. I love the ones where they ask? Does he love me? and nothing else. How the h*ll should we know!
2006-09-09 05:10:29 · answer #1 · answered by humorme! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-30 12:26:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic and unique , very funny , I like the way you talk
umm hmm
2006-09-09 05:38:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love these. They are great. Some of them could be made into blond jokes very easily. (grins devilishly).
2006-09-09 05:55:37 · answer #4 · answered by seaweedsara162004 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. These are really funny. LOL.
Thank you for the laughter.
Have a great day!
2006-09-10 03:45:46 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2006-09-09 05:07:59 · answer #6 · answered by mymadsky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved them! Made my day. Thank you for sharing.
2006-09-09 05:28:09 · answer #7 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are soooooo great. Thanks for sharing. I'm going to cut and paste them so I can share them with my email buds. Shari b
2006-09-09 05:08:31 · answer #8 · answered by Phyllobates 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too muc dear
2006-09-09 05:30:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love the jokes nos.3,7&8...cool.....the rest were just very common...
2006-09-09 05:32:19 · answer #10 · answered by eDraLiN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋