For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a
$280,000 mortgage & no bike!"
2006-09-09 04:15:09 · 11 answers · asked by Helzabet 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love it !! thanks for the laugh, I NEEDED THAT!!
2006-09-09 04:17:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-09-09 11:32:51 · answer #2 · answered by huge.shadow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-09-09 11:16:46 · answer #3 · answered by setter505 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tee hee, that was really cute!
2006-09-09 12:05:08 · answer #4 · answered by humorme! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great.
2006-09-09 12:12:44 · answer #5 · answered by Muslimah 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha ~good one~ :)
2006-09-09 11:17:33 · answer #6 · answered by Tigress 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha, that's cute...haha
2006-09-09 11:50:48 · answer #7 · answered by ~ Just Me ~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not me
2006-09-09 11:17:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny :)
2006-09-09 11:24:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU pay it
2006-09-09 11:16:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋