I'm just asking hypothetically this isn't meant as an insult or a political statement.
2006-09-09 03:49:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
(puts on impression of R. Kelly) The Pope, pat, and Jerry are trapped in the closet... they won't come out of the closet... so I pull out my gun! (crowds run away) i give you to three to open up the closet. one, i'll shoot you all, two, I'll cap some b***h (door creaks open, R. Kelly goes inside) now i'm in the closet too.
2006-09-09 04:09:32 · answer #1 · answered by Sparkiplasma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course not. All of your questions show you to be a balanced, stable person who only has positive desires to nourish community.
2006-09-09 03:51:56 · answer #2 · answered by mrhackman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how on earth did you come up with this!!! and i thought i had abstract thoughts! i personally would not mind jerry (seinfled) and pope converting to islam and i think they would add goodness to the muslim world. i dont think pat robertson would convert to islam, coz there is no diamond mining in the muslim world!!!! (regrading the money he stole to buy mining equipment for his company in africa)
2006-09-09 04:06:35 · answer #3 · answered by Mo 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Any who would submit to Allah will do good for himself, and maybe to others.
2006-09-09 04:39:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus said,"I have come not to call the
righteous, but the sinner to repentance".
Did you know...
God loves us so much He sent His Son Jesus
to this earth to pay for our sins so that
whoever puts their trust in Him will not
perish but have eternal life...?.. (Jn. 3:16)
Did you know we can be clean & free from
the burden of guilt & condemnation of sin?
Christ has called us to Himself so we
can repent of sin & be freely forgiven, and
be cleansed of all unrighteousness .
The Bible says, "If we confess our sins
He is faithful and just to forgive our sins and
to cleanse us from all unrighteousness".
Are you still living in sin? The Bible says:
The Lord is compassionate toward us
and very patient, not willing that any
should perish, but that all should come
to repentance. (2Peter 3:9)
Jesus is the lover of your soul...
Will you return to him now and receive his
mercy and grace. He wants to set you free
from guilt & sin and give you perfect peace .
Pray this prayer:
Heavenly Father; I admit I am a sinner; I have
gone astray. I repent of sin now, and return to
you. Please have mercy on me, forgive me
my sins and wash me clean. I believe Jesus
died for me, so I can be set free. Restore peace
to me and give me the free gift eternal life;
I ask in the name of Jesus Christ. Amen.
2006-09-09 03:57:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
What, & deny their LORD & Saviour Jesus Christ? My Hope is that they submit to God, resist satan & satan flee with tale between his legs.
2006-09-09 03:53:20 · answer #6 · answered by t a m i l 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That just may turn a gay man straight
2006-09-09 03:52:55 · answer #7 · answered by dababyispretty 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Then I would have some serious reservations.
2006-09-09 05:54:12 · answer #8 · answered by Debra M. Wishing Peace To All 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. Who gives a f**k.
2006-09-09 03:50:29 · answer #9 · answered by TheHappyGuy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No....How about Buddha instead?
2006-09-09 04:07:36 · answer #10 · answered by Denise W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋