Why is Arkansas is very proud of Bill?
All of these women coming forward and none of them are his sister!
What is the difference between Bill and a sea cucumber?
One has no spine, guts, or heart, and its sex organ is indistinguishable from its brain. A sea
cucumber, on the other hand, can never be President.
Why was Monica's birth so difficult?
She was born knees first.
What is the difference between Tara Lipinski and Monica Lewinsky?
One had a great performance and didn't not blow it, while the other performed and blew it!
Why was Bill down in Nevada last weekend?
They were having a Presidents Day Sale at the Mustang Ranch.
2006-09-09
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