Q. How did Clinton create 14 million new jobs?
A. 13 million of them are comedians
Q. What did Bill say to the Intern in the Lincoln Bedroom?
A. "Want to go down for breakfast?"
Q. Why was Bill kicked out of the Cub Scouts as a boy?
A. He was caught eating Brownies.
Q. Why doesn't Monica eat yogurt?
A. It doesn't hit the back of her throat at 30 miles per hour
2006-09-09 02:03:20 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
jxt, chickenhawk. I was in the military for 20.5 years and fought in Viet Nam and Gulf War 1. I got your chickenhawk hanging.
2006-09-09 02:09:58 · update #1
Im a die hard Democrat but funny is funny and those are funny, the best one being the breakfast....
Pretty original, I only heard the brownie one.
2006-09-09 05:34:41 · answer #1 · answered by SASHA123 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So you must love Bush's War. Why not go fight it? Go ahead, quit being a chicken hawk, if you like Bush so much go fight his war for him.
2006-09-09 09:06:10 · answer #2 · answered by jxt299 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Too much!@
2006-09-09 09:06:51 · answer #3 · answered by X's Mommy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
okay richard
2006-09-09 09:46:17 · answer #4 · answered by katz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cricket...cricket....zzzzzzzzzzzzz........huh? did you say something?
2006-09-09 09:06:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋