What is the stupidest, but funniest thing you did when you were a child?

Question

I am looking for the funniest story?

Yes i mean when you were a child lets say under 12 years old.

Answer 1

Thought a condom was a baloon, blew it up and tied a knot on the end and walked around with it down the street. I kept wondering why the old men were giving me funny looks

Answer 2

me and my sister took a picnic basket and went down to the river to have a picnic lunch. When we are done we were playing for a while all of a sudden I felt like I had to go to the bathroom. I am not meaning number one. So i did not want to talk a dump on someone else property so i took the picnic basket and pooped right in it. My sister did not even know. I then cared it all the way back and my mom was home so I hid the basket in the closet. I then forgot about it and my room started to smell. Mom found the basket and I had to explain to her why I did it.

Answer 3

It depends on what age you mean when you say child? As a teenager I did alot of messed up stuff. I once dropped my parents airconditioner out a second story window onto the landlords porche. Then I was being stupid once and driving around spinning peoples garbage pails around and throwing them the contents all over their lawns, and one went flying through some a bay window while a family was eating dinner? But as a little kid I would pretend to fall off my bicycle in front of strangers houses and they would take me inside to clean me up and I would manipulate them out of cakes and candies, cookies and milk, etc. lol

Answer 4

We had just got a very expensive artificial christmas tree one year. After Christmas was over, my mom disassembled the tree and put it in a very large trash bag. Thinking I would help out by doing a little housework, I took it out to the trash pick up. By the time it was discovered what I did, they had already picked up the trash. It's still my moms favorite conversation every year at Christmas. It was about 30 years ago when it happened,

Answer 5

When I was about 6 I really really wanted play doe, and my mother would never buy it simply because it was too messy. So one day whilst in the toy store, I stuck my finger inside a container I found on a shelf plucked out a golf-ball sized piece of play doe and stuck it in my pocket. I played with it all week, and when we went back to the store the following week-end, I felt so guilty about stealing it, I put it back into the same container complete with grubby fingerprints and pocket fluff. Neither my mother or the shop assistant to this day do not know what I did.

Answer 6

My mom says that I used to take my clothes all off in the summer (when I was 3), and play in the backyard buck naked. She used to keep on coming out and dressing me again. Then, I got tired about being denied what I wanted, so I undressed and BURIED my clothes instead. I wouldn't tell her where they were, and she couldn't find them. But Mom ended up prevaling anyway, cause she took me back in the house, and wouldn't let me go outside again for the rest of the day.

Answer 7

I asked my Mom if I could take a bath. I think I was around 3 years old. She told me not now that I didn't need one. So, I got me some water and crawled up under the porch in the dirt and made me some nice mud and rubbed it all over me. Then I came back inside and said, " Do I need one now?"

Answer 8

i put a whoopie cushion under the teachers chair.....

i had a physical fight with a girl in my class, we were like 8 and we hated eachother and I didnt want to be told of so that day before my mum got home i started hitting myself and pulling at my own hair, closing doors on myself so that it would look like she was really bad to me and the next day my mother was complaining that this girl is an animal and that she isnt safe!!

Answer 9

When I was about 4 or 5 I got a turtle stuck in my front teeth gap.

Answer 10

While laying on my back, my little sister sat on my feet and I shot her about six feet in the air. She broke her arm. Three weeks after that, I was trying to pole vault, landed with the pole perpendicular under me and broke my wrist. When I was 5, washing machines didn't stop when the lid was lifted, so I would watch the spin cycle. One day, when I turned around to get down, I stuck my leg in while it was still spinning and broke it in two places, ouch.