Sitting here broken hearted
payed 5p and only farted
second time round i took my chance
kept my money and sh*t my pants
2006-09-08 23:57:17 · 11 answers · asked by loopy lass 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol haha
okay
Sky is blue
Water is wet
I'll make you come
I'll make you sweat
Pressed up against my body
Movin up and down
Slowly but firmly
We'll move the ground
2006-09-08 23:58:36 · answer #1 · answered by fersitf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wandered lonely as a leek
My green bits all a quiver
I gave a cough
My leaves dropped off
And floated down the river.
2006-09-09 01:14:15 · answer #2 · answered by Tish P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you
the roses are wilting, the vilots are dead, the sugarbowl's empty and so is ur head!
2006-09-09 02:42:23 · answer #3 · answered by Leon K. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's a place on Mar's where the ladies wear no bra's and the men walk around with their d*ck's hanging down. :)
2006-09-09 01:10:50 · answer #4 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, I have already posted my 6 funny jokes.
You will have to look for my picture to read them.
2006-09-09 22:50:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Excuse me, excuse me from the bottom of my heart. Had it come from the other end it would have been a fart.
2006-09-09 00:01:06 · answer #6 · answered by dead_uchiha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
see left
see right
see up
see down
scrath you head
monkey
2006-09-09 01:12:49 · answer #7 · answered by Sai♥Pranav 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
slugs, and snails, and puppy dogs tails,
that's what little boy's are made off.
sugar, and spice, and all things nice
that's what little girls are made off.
xxx
2006-09-09 20:55:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ehehe
2006-09-09 00:24:32 · answer #9 · answered by yapyap 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sit and stand...
Stand and sit...
Up your hand's...
Down your hand's...
Round left and right
Your head ha ha ha...
Oh...oh...
Jump to jump...
Ha ha ha ...
2006-09-09 00:45:41 · answer #10 · answered by otteri selvakumar 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋