2006-09-08 21:05:25 · 5 answers · asked by wolvesbcool 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
knock knock
who's there
police
police who
police open the door.
2006-09-08 21:12:46 · answer #1 · answered by huge.shadow 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
knock-knock who's there? Jack, Jack who Jack Schitt who's Jack Schitt the lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for response when someone says: "you don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt., the owner of Kneedeep N Schitt Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and deeply religious couple produce six children: Holie, Fulla, Giva, Bull, and the twins Deep, and Dip Schitt. Against her parent's objections Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and produce a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. the wedding announcement in the newspaper announced. The Schitt- Happens wedding. the Schitt- Happens children were Drag, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt. So now when someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt", you can say not only do I know Jack Schitt!! I know the whole bloody family......
2006-09-08 21:43:32 · answer #2 · answered by babycakes3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock ***
damn who ****'s there?
a mother ****
who mother ****
a **** of mother.
who **** of mother?
a **** of the one who gave birth through her tight ***.
what tight ***?
a tight something behind.
what behind?
something which has two parts, one ball and a nother ball.
what ball?
the one with which you play cricket or base~ or foot~.
what cricket?
a game in which you have a long firm something and you have to strike a ball so hard so that it ****is.
and what ****is?
alright, it's been too much time. u ask this question from your mother. i'm going back.
why did he get angry when i asked him the meaning of what he was doing?
2006-09-09 00:52:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dishwasher.
Dishwasher who?
Dishwashn't de way i shpoke before i had falsh teeth!
2006-09-08 21:24:57 · answer #4 · answered by miracleMB 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
The interrup...
MOO!
I always follow that one with my other favorite:
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The confused cow.
The confuse...
QUACK!
2006-09-09 04:51:36 · answer #5 · answered by marbledog 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋