The other day my beautiful black lab had a sneezing fit. I am SURE that as he raised his head and inhaled to sneeze and came down with it he was saying, "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat Sh*t!!!".
He did it over and over. What should I do?
2006-09-08 20:45:17 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Dogs
Close the door to your bedroom when you have those wild orgies.
Good lord you are lucky he didn't sneeze 'Ahhhhhh Cheeeeew.....my nipples and call me Susan!!!!'
2006-09-09 12:53:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Teach him to say something more appropriate!! Let him watch Old Yeller and Lassie and Homeward Bound. Even Animal Planet. Just don't let him watch human movies anymore and watch your language!!
Seriously, take him to the vet and get checked for allergies though.
And next time, have your video camera ready. LOL.
2006-09-09 11:21:04 · answer #2 · answered by Shauna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My cat Wilbur has been sneezing a lot too right now...you don't notice their allergies when you have the air on, but when you put the windows down, then they are exposed to allergens for longer periods and you notice.
OR, he just wants to play with his Kong toy or wants you to buy him one, you cheep azz.
2006-09-09 06:30:42 · answer #3 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's probably watching too many human movies and not enough dog movies.
I would get a jar and charge him a doggy biscuit every time he swears, (and have him checked for allergies or something up his nose).
2006-09-09 04:35:52 · answer #4 · answered by SweetPea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Crazy dog. My dog says mama but have never heard her say anything else. Quit cussing around him. They are just like kids and will pick it up if you say it enough. My cat also calls me mama.
2006-09-09 04:08:03 · answer #5 · answered by luvmymustang5speed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Giggle and have it checked for allergies. Also video tape it and send it in to funniest home videos. It is OK, my cats say, mama. Sometimes one says Woooo Mama.
2006-09-09 03:48:02 · answer #6 · answered by Dolly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Explain to him that he shouldn't use that kind of language... its not proper for a dog... then take him to the vet and get him checked for allergies
2006-09-09 03:50:54 · answer #7 · answered by Jessica 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that's so cute! Have him answer the phone when telemarketers call to harass you, but teach him that this behavior is otherwise inappropriate.
2006-09-09 16:42:12 · answer #8 · answered by NA 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
uh dude ae you all right in the head because dogs dont talk well at lest that we under stand and they dont cuss
2006-09-09 10:24:52 · answer #9 · answered by dragon girl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sit back and rake in the money.He's going to make you rich.
2006-09-09 03:58:23 · answer #10 · answered by jean 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋