i smoke about 2 joints a day for the last 3 mounths. please advise on how to pass drug test. if i quite know?
2006-09-08 20:40:36 · 11 answers · asked by smokey 2 in Health ➔ Other - Health
Contrary to popular belief marijauna does NOT kill brain cells and if ingested properly via a vaporizer is much safer than alcohol. Smoke it up dude, I have for 15 years everyday, make over 100k a year and have beaten over a dozen drug tests. They have no right looking at your pee and the evidence that drug testing is at all beneficial to the "war" on drugs or safety in the workplace is suspect at best. Free will anyone? I won't pontificate anymore like the other Puritanical prudes choose to do.
99% probability that your test will be urine, hair follicle and blood tests are rare and expensive and would you really want to to work for someone who goes through such lengths to invade your privacy anyways?
The answer: Go to you nearest head shop, buy some synthetic urine. Heat it up to the temp range, 90-100 degrees then stuff it in your drawers to keep it toasty. When you go into the sinkless bathroom to pee in the jug whip it out and quietly pour it in the receptacle. Place said synthetic urine container, now empty, back in your drawers and hand the sample to the nice fascist, I mean lab monkey administering the test. I have done this time and time again and it never fails. Its my way of sticking it to the man. Or am I the man? Gee I can't remember or figure it out because the devil weed has killed all my brain cells, made me fat, sterile, crazy, mean, evil etc.. NOT!!!
2006-09-11 12:23:53 · answer #1 · answered by kmankman4321 4 · 7⤊ 0⤋
The "it takes 30 days" standard answer is not quite true. For an infrequent smoker, you can be clear in 10-14 days pretty easily. Have you considered going to the pharmacy and buying a few drug tests? You can buy them for multiple substances or just THC alone.
2016-03-17 10:52:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pot can stay in your system up to 30 days depending on the quanity you smoke & your metabloism rate.....if you cant get to say GNC to get a flush (they cost approx $40-50) then I would advise quitting & drinking A LOT (and I mean A LOT) of water say about 1 gallon a day & drink cranberry juice, its a natural flush
2006-09-08 20:58:19 · answer #3 · answered by *♥* ♥* FaeGoddess*♥*♥* 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Normally one month. There are "cleansing" kits. You might also want to shave your head in case they take hair samples. Your hair can show how long you been smoking pot and what else you've done.
2006-09-08 20:49:49 · answer #4 · answered by frankenberries 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you are taking a standard urine test you are looking at around 30 days-lots of employers now opt for the hair follicle test which will show use for 8-12 months.
there are products you can buy that are suppoded to "clean" the system.......but most do not work.
2006-09-08 20:48:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
About two to three weeks. Depends on what pot you smoke.(strength) Not longer that six weeks though.
2006-09-08 20:47:28 · answer #6 · answered by dremafreytal 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are some pills you can take. But if that's not an option, drink lots of water and pee a lot!
2006-09-08 20:46:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
6 weeks. If you dont use anything or you can go to GNC and get STRIP. Just don't tell them what it's for or they won't sell it to you. It's about $49.00
2006-09-08 20:48:16 · answer #8 · answered by JustAGirl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WATTER PILLS, AND A GALLON OF WATER PER DAY AT LIST 5 DAYS PRIOR TO THE TEST.
2006-09-08 20:44:28 · answer #9 · answered by luchy60 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you quite now - you will be able to pass the drug test for the rest of your life. You will keep whatever brain cells you have remaining, and you will have normal intelligent children who don't have to grow up under a pot head.
Good luck, there is more to life than killing brain cells.
2006-09-08 20:47:02 · answer #10 · answered by Christopher B 6 · 0⤊ 12⤋