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For ex: have termites eat your mother-in-law's house.
Nothing rude or crude, please!

2006-09-08 20:00:56 · 6 answers · asked by kriend 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

6 answers

LOL. A weed-eating grasshopper, so my flowers would look nice. LOL.

Have a great Sunday!

2006-09-10 04:43:39 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

Yes get rid of un-wanted quest..... Ha ha LOL...... Get it...... really that could happen that is why some people keep them as pets to keep the others away..... that way no one wants to come over if you can tolerate the roaches.... and well I wont go there I just get sick at the thought.. I have relatives that live that gross and I don't go over there and they were raised better so I believe it is truly the person keeping them as pets......but I would keep a grass hopper the mean good luck if they come into the house... No I don't keep them there but they have a beautiful sound they make at night.... it puts me to sleep....So he already puts me to sleep and is good luck, so if he could do more and I sure he does... I would like him to eat all and I mean all the other insects (bugs)...

2006-09-09 03:11:41 · answer #2 · answered by babycakes3 2 · 0 0

I like this question.

I'd get some flesh eating insect. Possibly a leech..
And turn them loose on all the males I hate, who I would have gathered in a large group making it easier for the leeches and the rest of the world.

2006-09-09 03:41:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would like a giant mantis to take over my quality control position at the flourescent lamp factory.

2006-09-09 04:13:08 · answer #4 · answered by spackler 6 · 0 0

I love ladybugs or some call them ladybirds, their meant to be good luck, so I would get one to come travel around with me for a few years or so. Hehe. :)

2006-09-09 03:10:08 · answer #5 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0 0

a butterfly.i would like to know what my butter got to do with a fly

2006-09-09 03:30:39 · answer #6 · answered by joenneka 2 · 0 0

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