A couple has been married for 50 years and are celebrating their anniversary.
The wife asks what the husband wants for their anniversary and he replies, "I would like you to perform oral sex on me. In the 50 years we have married NEVER have you ONCE done this to me."
She replies, "It's just that I'm afraid that you won't respect me afterwards."
"Won't respect you afterwards! he yells, we have been married for 50 years for krype sakes!"
"OK! OK! I'll do it just this one time!" She then bends down and gives him oral sex until he has an orgasm in her mouth.
Immediately afterwards she runs to the bathroom. The phone rings next to the bed and he picks it up.
He then yells to his wife, "Hey c-o-c-k sucker! it's for you!"
2006-09-08 19:22:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
gotta love it.....ROFL giving you a 10
2006-09-08 19:25:06 · answer #1 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bad taste in the mouth on one side and foul emitence on the other.
2006-09-09 02:33:06 · answer #2 · answered by No Saint 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG thts funny lol...I'll give you *10 for that....great one....rotflmao
2006-09-09 03:46:03 · answer #3 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!! That is sooooo wrong!! LOL. LOL.
2006-09-10 11:47:54 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a bad joke.
2006-09-09 02:25:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
at least he doesn't call her a s l - t
2006-09-09 02:28:49 · answer #6 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha..but i'm a bit angry too..it's like he's abusing her..yuck! ^ . ~
2006-09-09 11:39:30 · answer #7 · answered by --[[S.W]]-- 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one!!!!!
2006-09-09 02:28:34 · answer #8 · answered by stormy2u2001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Certainly not.......... may be russian type........
2006-09-09 10:41:35 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-09 02:24:35 · answer #10 · answered by NONAME 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋