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After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked very lonely. He decided to help.
He said "Adam, I've decided to make you a woman. She'll love you, cook for you, be sweet to you, and understand you."
Adam said "Great! How much will she cost me?"
The answer came back, "An arm and a leg."
"Ahem, well..." said Adam "what can I get for a rib?"

2006-09-08 19:08:15 · 15 answers · asked by LiN 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

LOL.

2006-09-10 04:52:11 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

No need to sacrifice, because:

He took a hundred pounds of clay
And then He said Hey, listen
Im gonna fix this-a world today
Because I know whats missin
Then He rolled his big sleeves up
And a brand-new world began
He created a woman and-a lots of lovin for a man

2006-09-09 02:35:18 · answer #2 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 0 0

that's interesting ^_^

for babycakes3

it just mean that since he only gives a rib, the women are not the one described above. only a partial of it, which i dont agree with

2006-09-09 02:54:42 · answer #3 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0 0

Funny lol...thx

2006-09-09 03:47:10 · answer #4 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0 0

hahahahahah thats funny

2006-09-09 02:11:20 · answer #5 · answered by Kendra 3 · 0 0

That's funny........lol

2006-09-09 02:10:53 · answer #6 · answered by dawn27 3 · 0 0

good one but what happened ???? I didn't get it..... Blond woman here..... So please help.... And just had another concussion I think this is my 7th...

2006-09-09 02:50:53 · answer #7 · answered by babycakes3 2 · 0 0

lol... and the rest as they said... is history :)

2006-09-09 02:25:21 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0 0

Lol!

2006-09-09 02:12:40 · answer #9 · answered by crazy25 2 · 0 0

that's funny =D

2006-09-09 02:18:54 · answer #10 · answered by Curious 1 · 0 0

lol...awesome one.

2006-09-09 02:14:30 · answer #11 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0 0

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