I told them how I feel and they keep comin back. I looked out my peephole once and she waived at me this was in broad daylight. I just quit answering the door.
2006-09-08 18:51:05 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
at least they care enough to keep tryin,did you know that God could send an angle to your door,and you wouldn`t even know it?
2006-09-08 19:08:51 · answer #1 · answered by krusty_blue_spaz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's some ammo for the next time you talk to them. The Jehovah's Witnesses have a sex scandal similar to the Catholic Church. Although it's not higher ups in the church molesting kids, it's kids getting molested by people in the congregation and the higher ups refuse to do anything about it. They reference a scripture in Deutoronomy that says you cannon accuse someone of a crime unless you have two witnesses to that crime. There are almost never any witnesses to child molestation. There are many active court cases on this and Dateline did a show about this. There are even stories of convicted child molesters being allowed to stay members while others get kicked out for things as miniscule as smoking.
The next time a JW comes to your door, ask them about this. I bet they will never come back.
2006-09-09 01:58:59 · answer #2 · answered by Reject187 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you want to have them stop coming to your door, here is what you do. Where I live many houses have signs on the doors or windows saying they are catholic and for missionaries to pass them by. You can probably make up your own on a computer program and have it state your religion and asking them to leave you alone.
I don't do that, I instead invite them into a discussion of religion. You see I am a witch, and when I see a missionary come to my door I become a missionary for my religion and do my best to inform and educate the missionaries. It actually works and I have a blast. Especially when I can talk biblical circles around them.
2006-09-09 01:57:12 · answer #3 · answered by ldyrhiannon 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
They can be annoying, but in their credit, they are true to their faith. Just a word of advice: you shouldn't tell them how you feel because, well, they keep coming back and trying to recruit you, as you've so learned. Best thing to do is not answer at all since it's hard to tell them to go away. Or you could do the Robin Williams approach: answer the door naked and invite them in to help you find Jesus in your house, and then start looking under tables and chairs and in corners.
2006-09-09 01:58:54 · answer #4 · answered by beachdarryl0202 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Try this:
(1)put up a sign saying no Jehovah literature wanted.
(2) Then draw a body outline in front of your door and place fake
blood and a couple of used shotgun shells.
(3) make sure you spread J literature around drawing.
That should do it.
2006-09-09 02:02:32 · answer #5 · answered by aztec_68 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Next time, answer the door naked with some of your friends. Have a big orgy right there in the living room, with lava lamps, whipped cream, and Doritos.....then they'll have a genuine reason to come back.
2006-09-09 01:58:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Just flirt with them. All of them. They'll stay away in droves! It worked for me.
If you don't want Mormon missionaries coming around, make them do yard work. A lot of yard work. And dishes. A lot of dishes. They'll find other places to go.
2006-09-09 01:58:25 · answer #7 · answered by Deb 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've never understood it. They believe that only 144,000 people will make it to heaven. Why in the world do they go around trying to convert everyone around them. Don't they realize they're lowering their own chances of getting in down to nothing?
2006-09-09 01:58:46 · answer #8 · answered by Celestian Vega 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cause they like to look at the different types of doors...and make comments on them
2006-09-09 01:53:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Get the Chick tract entitled "The Crisis" - it drives those cultists away like holy water on vampires
2006-09-09 01:54:20 · answer #10 · answered by ebemdpa 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋