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im really depressed. can someone say something funny or like tell me n e thing to cheer me up. say watever u want even if it is mean. watever pops up in ur head is bound to bringme a t least a giggle.
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2006-09-08 18:39:02 · 9 answers · asked by so_totally_awesome13 3 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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your depressed........girl if u saw my nieghbor today he is about 50, bald, overwieght, and hairy like bigfoot. mowing his lawn in bikini shorts.
it looked like he was molesting a 30yr old fur coat.
OMG i will need lots of therapy now. i will never be able to go near the lawn mower again with out flash backs.

2006-09-08 19:06:35 · answer #1 · answered by jesse james 5 · 0 0

Cheer up, sweetie! Depression is just a pothole in the road of life. Hope this gives you some gravel to fill it in with.

2006-09-09 01:42:27 · answer #2 · answered by expatturk 4 · 0 0

Just be glad you arent like a 500 pound fat person that cant get out of his bed. Just think what it would be like to be that guy and be glad ur not him. Unless you are that guy.... then i would say like a knock knock joke or something.

2006-09-09 01:59:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Watch these hon

http://gprime.net/video.php/blaupunkt

http://youtube.com/watch?v=stlZ2FEXux0&mode=related&search=

now smile

2006-09-09 01:42:15 · answer #4 · answered by cowboygene2u 2 · 0 0

When i smile, my acne pops pus on people. What do i do?
not original, but...

2006-09-09 01:54:46 · answer #5 · answered by ¿¡¿¡Que!?!? 2 · 0 0

what do a bee's sit on????

their beeeeehinds...

2006-09-09 01:49:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hey..

One mentally ill person was telling a tale to the another one.. Tale goes like this:

There lived a King who was very fond of hunting.. One day he went for hunting along with couple of soldiers on horse, and horse went with the clapping like sound BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA V BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA V BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLABLA BLA BLA BLABLA BLA BLA BLA...

The other guy lost his mind and shouted what is this bullshit.. bla bla..

Then the first one said Hey.. they are on their way to forest and have not reached yet..

HA HA

2006-09-09 02:21:22 · answer #7 · answered by CosmicLight 4 · 0 0

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chicken butt

2006-09-09 01:41:14 · answer #8 · answered by anna_banana♥LALakers. 3 · 0 0

jesus love's you

2006-09-09 01:43:50 · answer #9 · answered by nicole o 1 · 0 0

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