Sammy was a session performer hired to play guitar for a movie score. he couldn’t wait to see the finished film and hear his music. after he was paid for the job, he asked the producer where he could catch the film. the producer explained that the music was for a porno flick, and told Sammy the addresses of some seedy movie houses where it was showing. Sammy was a bit embarrassed that this is what his 'art' was going to, but thought to himself, 'well, it is a movie all the same, and I did get paid a lot.'
so, in disguise, Sammy went to see the film.
hoping no one would recognize him, he slunk to the back of the cinema and sat next to an elderly couple who also appeared to be in disguise. the movie started, and it was the most filthiest, most perverse porno flick ever. the lead character was an attractive woman who was into group sex, S&M, the works.
very embarrassed and blushing, Sammy turned to the old couple beside him and whispered, 'I’m really not into the sick stuff. I’m just here for the music.’
The woman turned to Sammy and whispered back, ‘that’s okay, we’re just here to see our daughter.’
2006-09-08 18:38:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-09-09 15:43:00 · answer #1 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor Sammy
2006-09-08 18:41:36 · answer #2 · answered by jaspers mom 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sammy will certainly hit it off with the girl
2006-09-08 18:47:22 · answer #3 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2006-09-08 18:40:12 · answer #4 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you no what i want you im a hot girl named justine
2006-09-08 18:42:15 · answer #5 · answered by junior z 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no matter how bad your job, someone, somewhere, has worse!
2006-09-08 19:05:28 · answer #6 · answered by Ford 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-08 18:39:31 · answer #7 · answered by ????a?? ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋