1.Tech Support calls you for help.
2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL."
3. You watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.
4. You have called out someone's screen name while making love to your significant other.
5. You keep begging your friends to get an account so "you can hang out."
6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
7. You've gotten on an airplane just to meet some people face-to-face.
8. You have to get a second phone line so you can order pizza.
9. Your wife goes into labor and you stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're going to be "away."
10. You have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it.
11. You no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation or complete sentences.
12. You begin to say "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.
13. When someone says, "What did you say?" you reply, "Scroll up!"
14. You find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of the night when your spouse is asleep.
2006-09-08 17:44:22 · 14 answers · asked by summerbrze 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
when my butt goes numb
2006-09-08 17:51:26 · answer #1 · answered by dtb 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
When you keep dreaming you're hitting REFRESH in your sleep.
Hey, what can I say I live in the sticks & all we have available is dial-up.
This is telling my age a bit but in the early 80's I used to play ATARI PAC-MAN so long that when I'd go to read I'd have to read REALLY fast to keep them ghost from eating my words before I got 'em read.
THAT was freaky!!!
2006-09-09 00:53:28 · answer #2 · answered by Cat 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL laughing out loud
some of it were true and funny
there are times when you made something wrong and you want to press the ctrl-z(undo)
^_^
2006-09-09 03:12:17 · answer #3 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've actually heard REAL people who say "lol" when they're laughing. It pisses me me off!
What you should add to that list is "When you're reading a book for school and you have to specifically look for something in that book to answer a question, you think "Ctrl+F" because that's what I do.
2006-09-09 00:46:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. I don't get it, what's the question? Or, just giving away free points? Not sayin I'm takin em, I got no choice. this was nice. thanks for the laugh. actually, glad to know some of them are true for me .... oops! I really do think "LOL" in my mind and it annoys the heck outta me.
2006-09-09 00:49:09 · answer #5 · answered by Maybur 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
its not a joke your q is like a naration of how to talk & behave in chat room haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
2006-09-09 01:45:14 · answer #6 · answered by myajitin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are beautiful. They remind me of someone I know.
2006-09-09 01:13:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh that is so funny and true to the point(lol).
2006-09-09 00:48:38 · answer #8 · answered by T.Mack 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You have to tell people that you are not a pop-up ad
2006-09-09 00:49:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
hey that was great.. (laughing)
I just heard it right know!!
go on keep posting! I know there's many where it came from!!
2006-09-09 00:53:21 · answer #10 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋