A man came home from work sporting two black eyes."What happened to you?" asked his wife. "I'll never understand women," he replied. "I was riding up in an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ***. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!""I can certainly appreciate that," said the wife, "But how did you get the second black eye?""Well, I figured she liked it that way," said the husband, "So I pushed it back in."
2006-09-08 17:15:19 · 16 answers · asked by Cool Z 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
gud one dude!!! keep on posting! a 10 for u!!
2006-09-08 17:18:25 · answer #1 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it funny and yet funny give u a 15 out of 1-10
2006-09-09 00:18:26 · answer #2 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beautiful. Great joke. A thumbs up. Wedgie get that joke?
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2006-09-09 01:25:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then the wife kicked him in the sack, and he had two more things that turned black.
2006-09-09 00:29:55 · answer #4 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, that was funny can't go wrong with an "Oldie but Goodie"
2006-09-09 01:17:17 · answer #5 · answered by jan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was the best damn story I have ever heard!
Rum shots! Rum Shots!
2006-09-09 00:18:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, that was funny and yea he was wrong, he could have told her!
2006-09-09 00:19:54 · answer #7 · answered by miada1nonly 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, that was a good laugh
2006-09-09 00:19:19 · answer #8 · answered by caramelflava313 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha good one
2006-09-09 00:18:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that's funny!!!
2006-09-09 01:13:35 · answer #10 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋