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2006-09-08 16:11:51 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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there is actually a fundamendalist christian institute called world prayer center out in colorado springs where all they do is spiritual warfare, i.e., praying against people, prayign against evil, praying against cities, and countries hoping they will collapse and die.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Prayer_Center

2006-09-08 16:20:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Link?

2006-09-08 16:14:17 · answer #2 · answered by Toronto 3 · 0 0

Well, that was very un-Christian of Dawn. Still just because she's a Christian, you can't expect her to be perfect.

Well, you've got 41 minutes by my watch. Hang tough, and stay away from strawberries.

2006-09-08 16:19:44 · answer #3 · answered by Nibby 2 · 0 0

If a christian told you that she hoped you died today then, not trying to judge her but she needs some major help in the religion & christian department before it's too late for her. So tell her to read the ten commandments & the golden rule As one commandment says "Thou Shalt Not Kill" for if she said "I hope you die" she broke that commandment because if it was said, in God's eyes it was done.

2006-09-08 16:22:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

1) "Christian" does not mean "perfect".

2) You might live through today - and if it's God's will you could live for dozens more. When you die is of little consequence - we should all be concerned with where we will each spend eternity. You can choose Jesus Christ and live in God's eternal kingdom, or you can abandon Jesus and await judgement.

If today is your day to die - and you want to continue in this life - I'll take Dawn's curse upon myself. Either way, may God bless you.

2006-09-08 16:21:44 · answer #5 · answered by In God I Trust (a.k.a. infohog) 3 · 1 1

First of all this person does not come from a Christian consciousness, this is more about her ego. The ego always tells us that someone is going to win and someone is going to lose. God is always a reversal of the physical laws entirely. God is the idea that everybody wins.

2006-09-08 16:28:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Your time zone or hers? Or maybe you have to wait for all time zones to change? Do they still sell those little life insurance policies at the airport vending machine? Perhaps you should do a few.

Seriously, you must have really pushed her buttons for her to respond in such a manner. We will say a prayer for you to live and correct things before you depart.

2006-09-08 16:23:55 · answer #7 · answered by whozethere 5 · 0 0

I liked the guy in traffic yesterday morning.

I was doing 80 in a 70 mile per hour zone, in the HOV lane, with a passenger - my wife.

This guy drives up behind me doing 90 or better.

He's all alone in his car, so he should not have even been behind me.

He closes in on my rear bumper like he is going to land on it.

Stays on it - our bumpers are three feet apart at 80 miles per hour.

Flashing his lights like he is signaling in Morse Code to the full moon.

Making all sorts of faces and yelling like he is on fire.

He turns suddenly into the next lane over, guns his motor, as he flies by shoots the bird at my wife, darts in front of me almost hitting my front bumper, hits his brakes to make me slow down, and then gives me the finger out the drivers window and speeds of waving his lone finger in the wind!

I laughed and laughed and laughed.

At his bumper sticker:

"Join me at St. John's Christian Church! We love people!"

The rear of his SUV was decorated with four of those Christian fish symbols: two large ones and two small ones.

I guess that means he and his wife and two children are halibut!

***

Good news: you get to live!!!!!

34 minutes to go!!!

2006-09-08 16:26:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Hmmmm... lemme think... uhmmm... OK.. here we go!!...

if one day for God is a thousand years... I think you will die today!!...

Hmmmm... Life expectancy of 80 years... (80/1000)*24...

means you live about 115 minutes.. or just under 2 hours of God's time.

2006-09-08 16:18:43 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Tom♥ 6 · 1 0

Look like your going to live..........but by my time you still got a 1 and 50 minutes...

The odds are in your favor

2006-09-08 16:13:14 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

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