A man went into a chemists looking for condoms. Unfortunately he didn't know what size to get. The pharmacist asks him, 'Would you like to find what size you are, Sir?'
The guy agrees and the pharmacist leads him into a room with a board. The board has many differently-sized holes in it. The pharmacist leaves, allowing the guy some privacy to match up his dick with the right hole.
Three hours have gone by and the pharmacist wonders what is taking so long. So, he knocks on the door and sees if the guy is alright.
The guy says, "Forget the condoms, I think I'll take the board."
2006-09-08 16:05:04 · 14 answers · asked by Cool Z 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i like it give u 15 out of 1-10
2006-09-08 17:25:02 · answer #1 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the
boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
2006-09-08 23:11:49 · answer #2 · answered by riv3ndelle 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
gud 1
2006-09-08 23:33:05 · answer #3 · answered by pinkcloud2015 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL a very good one
thanks and keep it up
^_^
2006-09-08 23:23:54 · answer #4 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha lol lol i ca ca can't bbbbreath
2006-09-08 23:07:37 · answer #5 · answered by chris r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haja
2006-09-08 23:06:48 · answer #6 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was like "yuck"...then hahahahaha it's somehow funny!
2006-09-09 12:15:07 · answer #7 · answered by --[[S.W]]-- 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i saw that punchline comming! lol!!!
2006-09-08 23:35:19 · answer #8 · answered by Pisqualli 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is good.
2006-09-08 23:07:38 · answer #9 · answered by mocha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-09 00:15:41 · answer #10 · answered by AvesPro 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋