I need a way to get revenge on a guy. Not a felony. Not illegal. Here are the rules. He cannot know that I did it. I should be able to do it from a distance. It should not ruin his life. Just make him uncomfortable as heck. It should be a lesson in a way. I will happily give 10pts to the best suggestion. Got ideas? Keep in mind, I want this relationship!!
2006-09-08 15:27:49 · 18 answers · asked by 2fine4u 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I do not need to be preached to, I need a good answer.
2006-09-08 15:28:34 · update #1
go hide a piece of raw chicken under his car seat. it'll start to stink and he'll have no idea where the smell is coming from and he'll never know who put the "air freshener" in there if he does find it. Best time to do this is in the heat of summer.
2006-09-08 15:46:33 · answer #1 · answered by dread pirate lavenderbeard 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, that's a tough one...I don't know the circumstances, but there's plenty you could do to make him uncomfortable. You could put a fake ad in the classified section of the newspaper with his name and number...have him sell something like women's dresses...size 22...perfect for a drag queen...make it seem like they were his...or you could leave a piece of paper somewhere with his name and number on it with a little note...put something that would make him uncomfortable...Put a fake ad for him online as if he's looking for some crossdressing hooker or something...just something totally against his nature. I hope this is a start as to how to stick it to him~
2006-09-08 22:36:30 · answer #2 · answered by shynomore 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put a bread bag in his gas tank. The car will start and as he's going down the road it will wrap around the intake and the car will stall. However, this will release the bag and when he tries the car will start and then eventually it will stall again......revenge, no permanent damage, anonymous and not too costly.
2006-09-08 22:31:48 · answer #3 · answered by ravred300 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Set a trap for him. Put up stickers in his car that looks like it has a crack in it. Put fake dog poo in his car. Put a bumper sticker on his car that is offense. Call the police and tell them he has cocane in his house. Put a wanted poster of him in the police station. Put ants in his coffee. Put real dog poo in a bag with fire on it and watch him step on it. Have someone call him on the phone and have them say he won a prize and to meet him at a certain place and don't have anyone show up. Mail a package to him where something pops out when he opens it.
2006-09-08 22:35:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe in revenge. I do believe in karma. What you do comes back to you. This is the law of life. He'll get what's coming to him. Just chill out. I know that's hard to do. But don't make it worse for yourself. I'm talking from experience.
2006-09-08 22:32:57 · answer #5 · answered by sugar1973 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st, set up with a beautiful gal to arange the plan with her. If she can get close to him, try any penpal homepage that your boyfriend join. you must keep in touch with the gal to keep you up date. If he is hook up with that gal then you can proceed with the plan, do the rest you can to make him crazy about this gal and of course at the same time, you could show up that you care for him.
WARNING: this a long term game because your boy friend need to gain turst that the gal is actually intrested in him and you all can tortured him at last. need any advice pls mail aeeyo@yahoo.com
2006-09-08 22:36:55 · answer #6 · answered by aeeyo1314 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't see why people have to damage each other because of retarded things like break ups, or words, but you can always super glue his seat before class, or his locker shut, or take a picture of him then photoshop it to make him look gay. Its all fun
2006-09-08 22:31:18 · answer #7 · answered by (l)SR 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Revenge on a guy eh? Put something into what he eats or drinks.
2006-09-08 22:32:44 · answer #8 · answered by Hermes711 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bite his penis,
Yea, I know you gotta be close.
But only once, and then no matter where you are. He will always be afraid of having a woman go down there again.
2006-09-08 22:31:10 · answer #9 · answered by scary g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hire a male stripper to visit him at work
2006-09-08 22:30:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋