A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.
"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked.
He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses."
Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.
Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."
The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor, and had a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.
So the wife picked up the card and read, "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti -- two with sausage and meatballs, two without."
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2006-09-08 15:12:53 · 23 answers · asked by summerbrze 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-09-08 17:34:24 · answer #1 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha,he make 4 children
2006-09-08 23:10:06 · answer #2 · answered by jason 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Quentuplet?? wo
2006-09-08 22:17:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a great joke.... LMAO 8-)
2006-09-08 23:19:26 · answer #4 · answered by Joshua 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-09-08 23:08:51 · answer #5 · answered by i_love_orange_crush_05 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tee hee
2006-09-08 22:23:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you think about that, it's not funny.
2006-09-08 22:59:06 · answer #7 · answered by xXx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha that was good one lol
2006-09-08 22:17:51 · answer #8 · answered by Azul 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute one
2006-09-08 22:15:45 · answer #9 · answered by sunshine_gurl32276 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol great one^
2006-09-08 23:00:02 · answer #10 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋