it being the noughties and all, a middle aged man decided he would have a facelift for his birthday. it costs him $5000,and he is ecstatic about the result. he looks fantastic! on the way home he stops at a drugstore to buy some candy and says to the girls serving him, ‘how old do you think I am?'
'hmmm, about 33, 'was the reply
'I’m actually 45!' the man says, feeling really happy. after that he goes into McDonalds for lunch, and asks the cashier there the same question. her reply is even better.... 'oh, you look about 30.' the man now feeling very pleased with himself. while standing at the bus stop he asks an old bag lady the same question. she croaks, ‘I am 90 years old, and my eyesight is not what it once was, but when I was young there was a sure way of telling how old a man is. if I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age.' as there was no one around, the man thought what the hell and let her slip her wrinkled hand down his pants and have a good rummage around. Ten minutes later the old lady says, ’okay, its done. You are 45
stunned, the man says, ‘that was brilliant!
How did you do that?’ the old lady replies, ‘I was behind you in McDonalds
2006-09-08 15:06:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
>Snort< that one was perverted old bird. Not bad, not bad.
2006-09-08 15:10:02 · answer #1 · answered by warhead 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE IT GIVING U A 100
2006-09-08 17:46:16 · answer #2 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was freaking funny ! um hmm
2006-09-08 18:30:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ew but funny lol
2006-09-08 16:10:35 · answer #4 · answered by i_love_orange_crush_05 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That old lady is just trife! Nasty old thing she is!
2006-09-08 15:19:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was worth reading
2006-09-08 15:15:57 · answer #6 · answered by fn_49@hotmail.com 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was funny
2006-09-08 15:42:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, cutest one ive heard in a loong time. keep em coming if u can. thanks
2006-09-08 15:13:46 · answer #8 · answered by humorme! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like it.
2006-09-08 16:02:36 · answer #9 · answered by xXx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THAT IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS.....THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!!!!!
2006-09-08 15:13:07 · answer #10 · answered by Jane Doe 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋