Father John walked into a bar and said to the first man he meets, "Do u want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do Father." The priest said "Then stand over there." Then he walked of to another man and asked, "Do you want to go to heaven?" "Certainly, Father" was the reply. "Then stand over there with the other man." Then Father John walked up to a third man and asked, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "No, I dont Father." The priest said, "I dont believe this. You dont want to go to heaven when you die?" The man looked at the priest and said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now." :)
2006-09-08 14:39:48 · 24 answers · asked by butterfly 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
do you want to go to heaven is the name of the joke, sorry bout the mix up.
2006-09-08 14:43:10 · update #1
that's funny...and I do want to go to HEAVEN!!!
2006-09-08 14:41:29 · answer #1 · answered by Melisa 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LivingAssyrian: I don't. I've asked many Christians and they tell me that there's no good, casual sex in heaven, and no cats, and certainly no decent Chinese food... so it doesn't sound much like paradise for me. I'd get bored pretty quickly, and the idea of spending an eternity there is scary.
But the Xtians tell me, god will *make* you happy. Oh well, that's alright then. That works every time. (*shudder*).
No, I'll decline the offer of heaven. Thanks.
I like this joke though :)
2006-09-08 14:43:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2006-09-08 14:40:41 · answer #3 · answered by Sydney 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Have you seen the joke about whether or not Hell is endothermic of exothermic? It's all over the web. I think you'd like it. I did enjoy your joke very much.
2006-09-08 14:50:37 · answer #4 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, because heaven is a beautiful place where God takes care of you!!!!
2006-09-08 14:42:29 · answer #5 · answered by osembob 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:) I liked that. And yes I do want to go to heaven ... one day.
2006-09-08 14:43:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would go, but not right now. But when I'm old like 111 years old!
2006-09-08 14:47:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes i want to go to a place that doesn't exist...omg ...that will be pleasant
i don't believe in religion. so...no
that joke was ok
2006-09-08 14:41:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
looks like everyone wants to go to heaven. who doesn't
^_^
2006-09-08 15:15:22 · answer #9 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol.
Yes, i do want to go to heaven only when i die.
2006-09-08 14:56:54 · answer #10 · answered by KMA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i want to go to heaven.
2006-09-08 14:41:05 · answer #11 · answered by Shelby 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋