A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year old daughter to answer the phone.
"It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."
2006-09-08 14:25:39 · 19 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were 2 boy kittens and 2 girl kittens. "How did you know?" his mom asked "Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied,"I think it's printed on the bottom."
Another three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left was on the right foot. She said,"Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet." He looked up at
her with a raised brow and said, "Don't kid me, Mom, I know they're my feet."
On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said,"If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened a box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table."What are you doing?" his mother asked. "The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained."I'm looking for the seal."
2006-09-08 14:40:27 · answer #1 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From the mouths of babes. Kids say the darndest things. LOL
2006-09-08 14:28:29 · answer #2 · answered by Nails 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that 4 year older said that out loud wrong.
2006-09-08 14:35:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny, lol... kids say the darndest things...
2006-09-08 14:34:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I heard that when I was a kid. But it's still cute.
2006-09-08 14:32:58 · answer #5 · answered by Papa John 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good 1
2006-09-08 14:27:42 · answer #6 · answered by paulbaby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha cute
2006-09-08 14:32:15 · answer #7 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny haha but funny clever
2006-09-08 14:27:25 · answer #8 · answered by hey! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol haha woohoo you are making me hot hehe!
2006-09-08 14:29:50 · answer #9 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rico gets my vote
2006-09-10 17:51:02 · answer #10 · answered by dwh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋