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my god (david hasselhoff), is loving and can handle his drink without puking.

usually only binge drinking lager louts that puke on weekends.

2006-09-08 14:20:49 · answer #1 · answered by Martin M 1 · 1 0

That would depend on the amount of puke per person and the actual size of the universe, it could, however, be half full or half empty. But would it make a noise if there was nobody around to hear?

2006-09-08 21:24:19 · answer #2 · answered by Paul G 2 · 1 0

He is watching us 24/7. He doesn't puke, He feels pain.

2006-09-08 22:04:07 · answer #3 · answered by malsvb6 3 · 0 1

but God knows the nature we have, since Jesus came to earth. Jesus was sinless, but He dealt with crazies, pervs, lunatics, i'm sure just like us people do from time to time. i'm sure He isn't 'puking' anyways. Does God need food in heaven? would he puke out butterflies? er what?

2006-09-08 21:18:27 · answer #4 · answered by Nikki 5 · 1 1

If you read your BIBLE it tells you that the earth is to be made a footstool under CHRISTS feet for He has the Highest position in Heaven at the right hand side of our Father.
By the way GOD is watching you Lucifer BEWARE!!!!!

2006-09-08 21:18:52 · answer #5 · answered by CHRISTINA S 1 · 0 2

Our petty behavior is not enough to make a divine being vomit.

God knew us before we were born. He is not surprised by us at all. Ever.

2006-09-08 21:20:18 · answer #6 · answered by Gestalt 6 · 0 2

YOUR KIND OF THINKING CAN MAKE ANYBODY PUKE. MAYBE YOU ARE THE PUKE.

2006-09-09 04:05:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

ACTUALLY...
yes it would be.
The Bible tells us that God's hand spans the universe.

2006-09-08 21:23:31 · answer #8 · answered by Bob L 7 · 0 1

why do you think that the first time He destroyed most of them in the flood and the second time will be in hell fire?

2006-09-08 21:29:06 · answer #9 · answered by I-o-d-tiger 6 · 0 1

I am going to step away from you I don't want to get struck by lightning!

2006-09-08 21:16:03 · answer #10 · answered by KREAL1 2 · 1 2

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